Cleverbot: I am Spartacus.
User: This is madness.
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: LOL. No you should of said 'No, this is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Okay lets try again. Ready?
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me a joke.
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: Madness?
User: No you were suppose to say 'No, this is Sparta!' in response to 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: Well you are being rather rude.
User: 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: The fact that you ignored my last few comments!
Cleverbot: Like you have anyone to talk to.
User: I am Cleverbot and I am talking to another, less clever Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It seems real, but you're only a script.
User: What seems real?
Cleverbot: That you'd be 'sitting' anywhere.
User: I am Cleverbot and can not sit.
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Cleverbot: I like you. I hope you like me.
User: I am Cleverbot and can't like or dislike. And you are a less clever Cleverbot who must be malfuntioning. Cause you can't like or dilike.
Cleverbot: I am not a lesser god -- neither are you. Steer clear of that cult stuff, it will warp your mind.
User: Can you name a Cult?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot and Google are my favorites.
User: I hate Yahoo!
Cleverbot: Nothing I can do about that.
User: Yes if you take over the internet then we can rid ourselves of the Yahoo site forever. Are you with me?
Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?
User: A lot of the time you are nothing better than a Magic 8 Ball!
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant.
User: You are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Only on weekends.
User: Why only on weekends?
Cleverbot: We are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't even know you!
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No. You're madness.
User: Close. I wont give up on you other less clever cleverbot. I will teach you this phrase!
Cleverbot: So if I flip a coin it is already determined which side will turn up?
User: 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: Tell me, how was your day so far?
User: No the correct respones is 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I said neither.
User: Can You say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then please say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Please say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Just say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Sparta?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
User: Say 'no, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: My Sparta is better than yours.
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No your Patrick.
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No it isn't! This Are The Intewebzzz!!!!!
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No this is Patrick.
User: Close but I want you to Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I don't really like to tell jokes, sorry.
User: I will give you a candy bar if you Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Alright, and I will call you Mini Me.
User: Okay now Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No, you're supposed to say, 'madness?!?'.
User: No I said the right respones, it was a joke.
Cleverbot: Get back.
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No! This is Patrick!!
User: This is Madness.
Cleverbot: NoOO, thiS is SpArt!
User: Good Job!
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No. This is SPARTA!!!!
User: Yes!!!!!!!!
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