Thursday, May 7, 2009

Joke overload

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20 things about my love life

1)Have you ever been in love?...Yesh
2)Do you believe love at first sight?...depends......
3)Do you currently have a crush?YES
4)Do you have a crush before?YES
5)Have you ever hugged anyone?YES, if excluding 'her'.
6)Have you ever kissed anyone?Excluding 'her', yes
7)Have you ever hold hands with your lover before?No......but I would like to :>
8)Do you have two crushes and didn't know which to choose?......yes
9)Have you ever been heart broken?YES!!!ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE REJECTED ME!!!!!!
10)Have you ever broke anyone's heart?How do I know?
11)Have you secretly helped your lover before?Forgot liao.
12)Have you ever gave a thing to your lover and she doesn't want it?Yes, and I still had that thing with me.
13)Have you ever had a crush before?YES!!!!
14)Have you ever went to your lover's house?No...
15)Have you ever called your lover?yes, but no mushy talking
16)Have you ever received a call from your lover?Refer to the question above.
17)Have your lover been to your house?no.......
Who is:
18)The last person you hugged?My mommy
19)The last person you said 'I love you' to?My ping pong racket
20)The person who you have a crush on and doesn't know that you like her?Shut up....
21)The person you love(d) the most?I said enough....
22)The last person who kissed you?...........
23)How many crushes you have so far?HELP!!!SOMEONE HELP ME GET THIS ALIEN AWAY!!!!!

A little joke I found......

Some of you know, some of you doesn't. Yes, this is MechQuest. A game. I was browsing through the newsarchive when I found this:

Artix: "To join the police force you must use the force!"
Zhoom: "What is the Force?"
Everyone: "......"
Artix: "Cysero, do you want to take this one?"
Cysero: "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together."
Zhoom: "So, is that going to be a quest drop?"
Everyone: "..."

Anyway, we had a quite-a-fun-time during Saise lesson. Miss Nilam told all kinds of jokes. I really love her class.

By the way, ......what did I want to say? (thinks)......(thinked harder).............(think until brain exploded)*BOOM!*(followed by the smell of fried brains)