Q)Should I tell you the joke about the trash can?
A)No,it's rubbish!
Q)What do cows use for Mathematics Class?
A)Cowculator!
Q)What do you call the parents of an invisible kid?
A)Trans-parent
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wilson Fang's Nicknames
Here's a list of Wilson Fang's nicknames.
1)Wilsy Fang
2)Sissy Fang
3)Akua Fang
4)BBQ Fang
5)Shi Shi Fang
6)Wilsy Fangus
7)Sissy Fangus
8)Akua Fangus
9)BBQ Fangus(mmm tasty)
10)Shi Shi Fangus
1)Wilsy Fang
2)Sissy Fang
3)Akua Fang
4)BBQ Fang
5)Shi Shi Fang
6)Wilsy Fangus
7)Sissy Fangus
8)Akua Fangus
9)BBQ Fangus(mmm tasty)
10)Shi Shi Fangus
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Wilsy Jealous
Today Miss Lee treat us Mec-do-nel for helping to paint the banner. Wilsy helped too, but he only caused trouble. That's why he had no share. We stayed back and have our lunch at our 'territory' and Han Lin, Shawn and the others kept talking about Gin sex*** with bla bla bla and caused Gin and me to vomit. Yeah, I still insist that tis' a disrespect. Why must girls be mocked by boys? I still don't understand.
Jokes:
Q)What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A)A bird and fly but a fly can't bird!
Q)What's a dog's favourite button on the remote control?
A)The paws(pause) button!
Jokes:
Q)What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A)A bird and fly but a fly can't bird!
Q)What's a dog's favourite button on the remote control?
A)The paws(pause) button!
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
Saturday, April 25, 2009
MATHS IS A THREAT!!!!
*cough*I'm fine.Ermm...the title?Okay, I'll explain it all. Today we* went for a Maths Olympiad competition in Hwa Chong**,and the paper was kinda' weird.Yeah,it's not for NORMAL humans.It's for ABNORMAL humans.Plus,they treat us like animals.Why?Three Reasons:
1)The air con in the room was damn cold.I can feel my blood freezing.
2)The paper....did I mention it just now?
3)We walked for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time just to get to the classroom which we had our papers.***
*Yeah,WE,all of the students in Maths Olympiad.
**Which is damn big.You should've seen the look on my face.
***NOT TOILET PAPERS!!!
1)The air con in the room was damn cold.I can feel my blood freezing.
2)The paper....did I mention it just now?
3)We walked for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time just to get to the classroom which we had our papers.***
*Yeah,WE,all of the students in Maths Olympiad.
**Which is damn big.You should've seen the look on my face.
***NOT TOILET PAPERS!!!
Friday, April 24, 2009
JKCDBNJKHDNJKDB
Star Date:24th April 3009
Hi,long time no post.A few of you might had seen me playing Ping Pong in the classroom this afternoon.Well,I'm not really into Ping Pong,but I treat it as an interest.Today,when I went to the classroom after my lunch,I found HL and some others 'playing' with his silkworm.He passed me one and I used it to scare Wei Tek away.He screamed his head off.He said to me that he's only afraid of Grace*,but I found out his another weakness.Hee Hee Hee.....
*Which is WT's girlfriend.
Hi,long time no post.A few of you might had seen me playing Ping Pong in the classroom this afternoon.Well,I'm not really into Ping Pong,but I treat it as an interest.Today,when I went to the classroom after my lunch,I found HL and some others 'playing' with his silkworm.He passed me one and I used it to scare Wei Tek away.He screamed his head off.He said to me that he's only afraid of Grace*,but I found out his another weakness.Hee Hee Hee.....
*Which is WT's girlfriend.
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
The title...ermm....can't think of it....
Ignore the title. Yeah, the bad title. Anyway, here is a brief introduction on our teachers. (Pi-E, miu-xic, and Chai-nis not included)
Mrs Ong
Subject(s): In-Gu-Li-Shi
Introduction: Very strict, boring, and sometimes unreasonable and forgetful. But she's quite 'kind' to all of us.
Mr Thomas Boh
Subject(s): Ma-te-ma-tiks, So-shal Sta-dis (he didn't teach social studie one loh)
Introduction: Have a great sense of humor, but very boring when he is going through problem sums and saying those '大道理'.
Miss Nilam
Subject(s): Saise, Arrrrrt-n-claf
Introduction: Also have a great sense of humor, and I like her class.
Mrs Ong
Subject(s): In-Gu-Li-Shi
Introduction: Very strict, boring, and sometimes unreasonable and forgetful. But she's quite 'kind' to all of us.
Mr Thomas Boh
Subject(s): Ma-te-ma-tiks, So-shal Sta-dis (he didn't teach social studie one loh)
Introduction: Have a great sense of humor, but very boring when he is going through problem sums and saying those '大道理'.
Miss Nilam
Subject(s): Saise, Arrrrrt-n-claf
Introduction: Also have a great sense of humor, and I like her class.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
NAPFA(papa)
Today NAPFA test...run like mad loh...got 27th....Wa lau.....very tired....now still cannot walk....anyway today ibuy a bread and eat while I go tuition....then got a bunch of gangsters in front of me.....then i didn't care....one of them say "Hey boy i want to eat some!" then i didn't care...i walk away...then that girl shout: "ChiB** come back here!" I also didn't care.....I 走自己的路......After tuition play pingpong against the wall with edward....then got 11 - 3, 11 - 4, 11 - 2, 11-0.We win lah,of course.Then i come back home loh....but still cannot walk very tired.....
Sunday, April 19, 2009
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Sports Carnival
Direct Copy-and-Paste from Mysterious's post:
(Too sad to write liao)
Yesterday, the Sports Carnival was held. We lost, but what we experienced was more valuable than any old trophy, however big or shiny.
First game was floorball and we only got fourth place. Next event was telematch and we achieved second place for the p4. We lost tee-ball as well, ultimate frisbee and even Mass Cheer. I was croaking by the time the whole thing ended. Sad, but the effort we put in was worth it. At least the banner we made will still hang, a symbol of friendship and hard work.
Like Ziegler said, the experience was worth it. If we can cultivate the team spirit from all that, I'll think that. My sadness does not come from the fact that we lost, more of the fact that we still don't have the team spirit. Just a little show of it, I'd be happy, happier than if we'd won the trophy.
I'll admit it. I was very upset over the lost in Mass Cheer. Almost every minute of the carnival, we were shouting, screaming, doing whatever possible. The only thing we didn't have any costumes. Maybe, then, we might have had a shot at winning. Teamspirit, I wish we had had it.
Note:I still had my soar throat even after the sports carnival.
(Too sad to write liao)
Yesterday, the Sports Carnival was held. We lost, but what we experienced was more valuable than any old trophy, however big or shiny.
First game was floorball and we only got fourth place. Next event was telematch and we achieved second place for the p4. We lost tee-ball as well, ultimate frisbee and even Mass Cheer. I was croaking by the time the whole thing ended. Sad, but the effort we put in was worth it. At least the banner we made will still hang, a symbol of friendship and hard work.
Like Ziegler said, the experience was worth it. If we can cultivate the team spirit from all that, I'll think that. My sadness does not come from the fact that we lost, more of the fact that we still don't have the team spirit. Just a little show of it, I'd be happy, happier than if we'd won the trophy.
I'll admit it. I was very upset over the lost in Mass Cheer. Almost every minute of the carnival, we were shouting, screaming, doing whatever possible. The only thing we didn't have any costumes. Maybe, then, we might have had a shot at winning. Teamspirit, I wish we had had it.
Note:I still had my soar throat even after the sports carnival.
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Jokes
Damn lot of jokes.....
1)What does the pen say to the paper?
That is the WRITE answer!
2)What is the easter helicopter called?
Egglicopter!
3)What always sleep with its shoes on?
A horse.
4)What eleven-letters English word does everyone say incorrectly?
I-N-C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y
5)What makes an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
By the way,I'm starting on a story called "Humor Horror-The Bamuda Triangle".I'm planning to release chapter 3 tonight.Any ideas?
1)What does the pen say to the paper?
That is the WRITE answer!
2)What is the easter helicopter called?
Egglicopter!
3)What always sleep with its shoes on?
A horse.
4)What eleven-letters English word does everyone say incorrectly?
I-N-C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y
5)What makes an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
By the way,I'm starting on a story called "Humor Horror-The Bamuda Triangle".I'm planning to release chapter 3 tonight.Any ideas?
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
WTF 11pm???
Today a lot of things happen....
1)After lunch i go library meet Gin.She say got meeting for the class newspaper.
2)Waited but can't find any members.Ziegler showed up and told us that the banner was totaled.
3)We rushed up to see the banner.Total wreck.
4)We went back to the library.The others were waiting for us.
5)We had a long meeting and Kimberly wanted us to go out of the library for no reason.
6)Hai Khee,Jia Ying,Kimberly,Sandra,and the others all ran away to their home.
7)Only Gin,me and daryll are left.
8)Gin told Daryll to go home as we are going to repair the banner.
9)While we're doing it,Miss Lee showed up and tell us to help her paint.
10)We ended up with a Small House Meeting until 5:30.
11)Then we go home loh,or else what?
12)Oh yeah tomorrow also the same.
13)We're going to stay back too until the banner is done.
14)A lot of funny things happen during the HM.The most funniest is Sissy Fang and i doing the chicken dance while they are painting the banner and Sissy Fang stepped on the red paint in the toilet and can't wash it off.
15)I go home and read my Goosebumps and fell asleep.
16)When i woke up,it's already 9 o'clock so i watched TV until 11.
17)Then?Play com lah!
18)Bye
1)After lunch i go library meet Gin.She say got meeting for the class newspaper.
2)Waited but can't find any members.Ziegler showed up and told us that the banner was totaled.
3)We rushed up to see the banner.Total wreck.
4)We went back to the library.The others were waiting for us.
5)We had a long meeting and Kimberly wanted us to go out of the library for no reason.
6)Hai Khee,Jia Ying,Kimberly,Sandra,and the others all ran away to their home.
7)Only Gin,me and daryll are left.
8)Gin told Daryll to go home as we are going to repair the banner.
9)While we're doing it,Miss Lee showed up and tell us to help her paint.
10)We ended up with a Small House Meeting until 5:30.
11)Then we go home loh,or else what?
12)Oh yeah tomorrow also the same.
13)We're going to stay back too until the banner is done.
14)A lot of funny things happen during the HM.The most funniest is Sissy Fang and i doing the chicken dance while they are painting the banner and Sissy Fang stepped on the red paint in the toilet and can't wash it off.
15)I go home and read my Goosebumps and fell asleep.
16)When i woke up,it's already 9 o'clock so i watched TV until 11.
17)Then?Play com lah!
18)Bye
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
hdjfasjsakdbzxmcjsbzmcsajas,dbnc,sjdfs.
skjfnjsdvndsuifhlesnfv....Oh,sorry.I forgot to translate.Anyway,today nothin inetelesting hepend.
So bye.
So bye.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Jokes
*yawns*Very bored.....finally i "discovered" how to make an avatar....anyway,i'm not posting any jokes these weeks
so here's one:
Q)What do the horse teacher say to its students?
A)No horsing around!
Knightron
a bored-slayer
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Love
Love is a force
It ties you onto a rope,
which cannot be untied
Love is hope
It can untie the rope,
As well as the knot in your heart
Love is darkness
It is infectious
And a permanent disease
Love is......SPAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
P.S.This is not a poem anyway i wrote because i'm bored.
It ties you onto a rope,
which cannot be untied
Love is hope
It can untie the rope,
As well as the knot in your heart
Love is darkness
It is infectious
And a permanent disease
Love is......SPAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
P.S.This is not a poem anyway i wrote because i'm bored.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
If i have.....
If i have three wishes......
They would be:
1)Peace in the world
2)Make all the bad guys disappear
3)Grant happiness to her
just leaving this message......bye
They would be:
1)Peace in the world
2)Make all the bad guys disappear
3)Grant happiness to her
just leaving this message......bye
*yawns*
*yawns*Sometimes i just wonder why all things need a title.I'm kind of sick making a title for everypost that i make.Ok,today i went to Science tuition,and after that i was suppose to go to my Art class at Nan Yang,but it was raining heavily.Even with my raincoat on,the rain still 'punctured' through the coat and make me a like a chicken which had fallen into a bowl of soup.*
That's why i cannot go to Nan Yang as it would be too late when i reached there.So....later my mother's gonna bring me to the popular to buy some books of Goosebumps and Astrology**.But she's still sleeping like a pig.Even a hurricane also cannot wake her up lol.k gtg bye.
*in chinese we call 落汤鸡.
**Ya know,that kind which is the capricorn,pisces and whatever....
That's why i cannot go to Nan Yang as it would be too late when i reached there.So....later my mother's gonna bring me to the popular to buy some books of Goosebumps and Astrology**.But she's still sleeping like a pig.Even a hurricane also cannot wake her up lol.k gtg bye.
*in chinese we call 落汤鸡.
**Ya know,that kind which is the capricorn,pisces and whatever....
Saturday, April 4, 2009
lov....nvm
Sian.....science enrichment was a tota mess up.I'm lov.....er.....sick.Sick of going to Science Enrichment.Sick of going to Tuition.Sick of going to sch...er...that's...erm...that's not sick.Sick of updating blog.Sick of waking up early.Sick of doing assessment papers.Sick of homework....and....
.....SICK OF SPAMMMMM!!!!!!
.....SICK OF SPAMMMMM!!!!!!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Listen carefully......
Okay,let's get things straight.This is to all of you who showed up at the bus stop after supplementary.Don't mention her name in front of those who still don't know.I want to keep the secret as secret as i could.Especially when you add "Ting Feng love -------" this three words in front of her name.I hate this.As i said,when my tolerance is at my limit,i can do ANY thing.Trust me,ANYTHING.ANYTHING to protect her.ANYTHING..........
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Duh
Duh Duuh duhh du duhd duhhh duuuh uh utd
Code:
Duh=I
Duuh=Just
duhh=made
du=a
duhd=new
duhhh=code
duuuh=check
uh=it
utd=out
Lol,did you managed to break that code?It's not suprising if you did,BTW.Anyway,here's a little game+post:
(1)Pick an adjective
(2)Pick a noun
(3)Pick a verb
(4)Pick a subject+job
(5)Pick a verb
(6)Pick a time(morning,afternoon etc)
(7)Pick a verb
(8)Pick a verb
(9)Pick a verb
(10)Pick an adjective
Enjoy!
Today there's something ________(1) that happened.April Fools,and plus ___(2) managed to
______(3) Miss Nilam,our _______(4) .She promised not to ____(5) to us ever again lol.And
in the _____(6),Lyndon said he can ___(7) my underwear.I forgot today is april fool and i really
checked.He just said April Fools!and____(8)away.And at the hall during assembly,i passed a
letter to 'her'and she didn't dare to ___(9) it because she thought it was some kind of a love
letter.But after she opened it,she saw two words there:April Fools.ROFLMAO!!!Today was
indeed ____________(10).
P.S. Pls leave the answer in the comments.
Code:
Duh=I
Duuh=Just
duhh=made
du=a
duhd=new
duhhh=code
duuuh=check
uh=it
utd=out
Lol,did you managed to break that code?It's not suprising if you did,BTW.Anyway,here's a little game+post:
(1)Pick an adjective
(2)Pick a noun
(3)Pick a verb
(4)Pick a subject+job
(5)Pick a verb
(6)Pick a time(morning,afternoon etc)
(7)Pick a verb
(8)Pick a verb
(9)Pick a verb
(10)Pick an adjective
Enjoy!
Today there's something ________(1) that happened.April Fools,and plus ___(2) managed to
______(3) Miss Nilam,our _______(4) .She promised not to ____(5) to us ever again lol.And
in the _____(6),Lyndon said he can ___(7) my underwear.I forgot today is april fool and i really
checked.He just said April Fools!and____(8)away.And at the hall during assembly,i passed a
letter to 'her'and she didn't dare to ___(9) it because she thought it was some kind of a love
letter.But after she opened it,she saw two words there:April Fools.ROFLMAO!!!Today was
indeed ____________(10).
P.S. Pls leave the answer in the comments.
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