"School of Logic: 1 Mile"
The men were puzzled and they decided to find out what this is about.
After driving for a few minutes, they arrived at their destination. The driver left the car and asked a Professor what does this school mean.
The Professor replies, "Well, I can best answer you by asking you a few questions.
"Do you own a lawn mower?"
The driver replies, "Yes, I do."
"So I can logically assume that you have a yard."
"Yes, I have a very big yard."
"Then I can assume that you have a house."
"Yes, a big house."
"Next I can assume that you have a family."
"Yes, indeed. I have a wife and two kids."
"So I can logically assume that you are heterosexual."
"Yes, straight as a board, as always. Thank you professor, I think I understand now."
He waved the Professor goodbye and went back to his car.
The passenger asked, "Well, so what is it about?"
To which the driver replies, "Well, I can best answer you with a question. Do you own a lawn mower?"
"No."
"Then you are a homo!"
