When bears ATTACK

Hey long time no post.....I spend the last three days in Horse-spit-tail. You know why? When bears ATTACK. Trust me, I got attacked by a bear. Remember this bear? Yeah. On June 16 night it came begging to me to change the banner to his*. I said no and then.....I ended up in Horsespitail looking like a mummy**. And now I had to use my left hand to type thanks to that RASCAL. I right hand was bit off and I used it as a weapon against that RASCAL. Wait...did it say it will bring an army of BEARS for a war against me? *look behind* Oh no no no...wait no NO good BEAR don't come near me....NO NO..WAIT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

*Him...V actually requested that 'the bear should be a female....

**Ya' know, I look even more like a mummy NOW after the war.