Saturday, May 30, 2009
KUEN Training
Today went to Yew Tee CC for last rehearsal...tomorrow need to perform....very sian...gtg bye
Friday, May 29, 2009
A little story
One night a couple were driving home from the movies in their car. The girl then said she wanted to say something. She told the boy that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down at that very same street. The driver then knocked right into the front of the car, killing the boy.
Miraculously,the girl survived.Remembering the note, she pulled it out from her pocket & read it.
It said,"Without your love, I would die."
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I found this on a website and I got the owner's permission to post it here. I kind of like this story. By the way, I'm not sick.
A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down at that very same street. The driver then knocked right into the front of the car, killing the boy.
Miraculously,the girl survived.Remembering the note, she pulled it out from her pocket & read it.
It said,"Without your love, I would die."
________________________________________________
I found this on a website and I got the owner's permission to post it here. I kind of like this story. By the way, I'm not sick.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
BADminton
Yeah. BADminton. That shuttlecock just fly around. I'm not trying to brag, but I think that my badmiton skills really improved a lot. Today I was playing Bastardball with Eddie*, then badminton. We met a girl who later joined in our group. And there's one boy, who was** Eddie's flien, challenged us. Yeah, me, Eddie, the girl, and Eddie's sister VS him. Alone. Surprisingly we won(of course) anyway. I observed them. Their weaknesses, and their strong points. Here is the list:
Weakness:W Strong Point:SP
Me:
W-smack, accuracy
SP-Strength
Eddie:
W-Accuracy
SP-Reply
Eddie's Sister:
W-all
SP-none
The girl:
W-Serve too high, causing the ball to be out.
SP-Accuracy, strength, and smack
Eddie's friend:
W-Right-on-the-face ball
SP:Strength, accuracy, serve
We had a lot of fun, but I will not give up table tennis by the way.
*Eddie: Edward's nickname(I give him one)
**Yeah, once upon a time....
Weakness:W Strong Point:SP
Me:
W-smack, accuracy
SP-Strength
Eddie:
W-Accuracy
SP-Reply
Eddie's Sister:
W-all
SP-none
The girl:
W-Serve too high, causing the ball to be out.
SP-Accuracy, strength, and smack
Eddie's friend:
W-Right-on-the-face ball
SP:Strength, accuracy, serve
We had a lot of fun, but I will not give up table tennis by the way.
*Eddie: Edward's nickname(I give him one)
**Yeah, once upon a time....
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
HK49...er...I mean HPB
Yesterday all the boys go to the Health Promotion Board....including me...Yes. I'm a boy. What? CJ7 cannot have gender meh? Wa Lao A.(shit I'm going off-topic again.)*ahem* So, it went on like this:
1)Morning wake up.
2)Go blush tif.
3)Washy Facy.
4)Change clothes(Hey no peeping!)
5)Wear Shoe.
6)drink Milky.
7)Go school.
8)Go bastardball court the hole row of girls are missing.
9)Sat down.
10)Gayvin come.
11)He went up the staircase.
12)I follow him.
13)Saw the gals and Gayvin and the others doing the plepairation of the Jumbo Sail.
14)Go down to the bastardball court.
15)Mrs Antony saw the gap between the gals and the 6.5
16)Ask the whole row of gals behind to move up.
17)(BTW the gal's baggies are still there.)
18)Dao Mei En Jia sit beside me.
19)After a while the girls come down and Gin ask En Jia to move back then she sat down beside me.(finally)
20)After national anthem and pledge we go up to Music Room wait for Mdm Sia.
21)Forgot to bring the pice of paper Kana punished by her.
22)After Music go down to P.e. room.
23)I was using the trackmill when Mr. Alex Tan came into the room.
24)He tell us to come out cannot use trackmill because we don't know how to use.
25)Wa Kao see watch 8.30 liao.
26)Go up classroom wait for Mrs Ong.
27)She come in distribute LRD for us and tell us to read a lot of things.
28)9.00 The jumbo sail people go down chop place for sale.
29)Since they not here I tell Mrs Ong to play Bingo with us without the plaiz.
30)Play play but no win.
31)Recess go to our sale place but nothin good to buy.
32)Stay there until Mr Boh come and tell us to keep the place.
33)Go up classroom have Maths Lesson.
34)Boring like siao like want to sleep.
35)Chinese lesson go up 6.7 classroom forgot to learn Ting Sie then anyhow write Mo Sie.
36)Go down AVA room have compo lesson.
37)Also boring like wan to sleep.
38)1.00 while going out of the room That bastard Wei Yang go purposely step on my shoe.
39)Then my shoe got hole.
40)Put my bag at the art room go back house to change.
41)Rush back to school buy some snack then go line up at the GO for HPB.
42)Read my book while on the bus.
43)Go there listen to a guy talking about penis.
44)After the talk go to the game station for treasure hunt.
45)They give us a worksheet tell us go find answer in exhibit.
46)Kana got lost in the exhibits can't find the exit.
47)Fially found the exit then go out.
48)summit the WS to the eacher got a free drink.
49)Eat my snack and gobbled up the drink there.
50)then line up go wait for bus.
51)Headcount and Paul and Daryll are in the wrong group and Fae Tien Fart is missing.
52)Daryll and Paul found their group and went off. Fart came back.
53)Go back school then go back home. As easy as that.
54)Bye.
1)Morning wake up.
2)Go blush tif.
3)Washy Facy.
4)Change clothes(Hey no peeping!)
5)Wear Shoe.
6)drink Milky.
7)Go school.
8)Go bastardball court the hole row of girls are missing.
9)Sat down.
10)Gayvin come.
11)He went up the staircase.
12)I follow him.
13)Saw the gals and Gayvin and the others doing the plepairation of the Jumbo Sail.
14)Go down to the bastardball court.
15)Mrs Antony saw the gap between the gals and the 6.5
16)Ask the whole row of gals behind to move up.
17)(BTW the gal's baggies are still there.)
18)Dao Mei En Jia sit beside me.
19)After a while the girls come down and Gin ask En Jia to move back then she sat down beside me.(finally)
20)After national anthem and pledge we go up to Music Room wait for Mdm Sia.
21)Forgot to bring the pice of paper Kana punished by her.
22)After Music go down to P.e. room.
23)I was using the trackmill when Mr. Alex Tan came into the room.
24)He tell us to come out cannot use trackmill because we don't know how to use.
25)Wa Kao see watch 8.30 liao.
26)Go up classroom wait for Mrs Ong.
27)She come in distribute LRD for us and tell us to read a lot of things.
28)9.00 The jumbo sail people go down chop place for sale.
29)Since they not here I tell Mrs Ong to play Bingo with us without the plaiz.
30)Play play but no win.
31)Recess go to our sale place but nothin good to buy.
32)Stay there until Mr Boh come and tell us to keep the place.
33)Go up classroom have Maths Lesson.
34)Boring like siao like want to sleep.
35)Chinese lesson go up 6.7 classroom forgot to learn Ting Sie then anyhow write Mo Sie.
36)Go down AVA room have compo lesson.
37)Also boring like wan to sleep.
38)1.00 while going out of the room That bastard Wei Yang go purposely step on my shoe.
39)Then my shoe got hole.
40)Put my bag at the art room go back house to change.
41)Rush back to school buy some snack then go line up at the GO for HPB.
42)Read my book while on the bus.
43)Go there listen to a guy talking about penis.
44)After the talk go to the game station for treasure hunt.
45)They give us a worksheet tell us go find answer in exhibit.
46)Kana got lost in the exhibits can't find the exit.
47)Fially found the exit then go out.
48)summit the WS to the eacher got a free drink.
49)Eat my snack and gobbled up the drink there.
50)then line up go wait for bus.
51)Headcount and Paul and Daryll are in the wrong group and Fae Tien Fart is missing.
52)Daryll and Paul found their group and went off. Fart came back.
53)Go back school then go back home. As easy as that.
54)Bye.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
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By the way, I'm okay. I just want to see what's the effect of anyhow typing on the keyboard.
Boring
Just finished all the new releases in the AE games: MechQuest & AdventureQuest Worlds
The two games are my favourite Online Game of all. Every Friday* they will release new content to the games. Okay, let's not go off-topic.
Like the title says, I'm feeling bored right now, but I will not be afterwards. Why? My friend is coming to my house. Although I don't feel like welcoming them. Anyway, I'll be releasing chapter 8 of The Bermuda today. Hopefully. I am listening to a song by Jay Chou called Fearless**. If you want to, here's the link:
clicky
BTW remember the bread I bought yesterday? Yeah, I gobbled them up yesterday night.
*At USA it is Friday... but in Singapore you'll only be able to enjoy the release in Saturday.
**Also known as Huo Yuan Jia.
The two games are my favourite Online Game of all. Every Friday* they will release new content to the games. Okay, let's not go off-topic.
Like the title says, I'm feeling bored right now, but I will not be afterwards. Why? My friend is coming to my house. Although I don't feel like welcoming them. Anyway, I'll be releasing chapter 8 of The Bermuda today. Hopefully. I am listening to a song by Jay Chou called Fearless**. If you want to, here's the link:
clicky
BTW remember the bread I bought yesterday? Yeah, I gobbled them up yesterday night.
*At USA it is Friday... but in Singapore you'll only be able to enjoy the release in Saturday.
**Also known as Huo Yuan Jia.
Friday, May 22, 2009
Movies
Today me, Paul, and Daryll went to watch the movie Night At The Museum 2. It's fun, but the funniest, in my opinion, is still Night At The Museum. The movie focused mainly on sad, shocking, nervous scenes. I was expecting something really funny. Too bad, they didn't meet my expectation. I'll give it 5/10.
Today we celebrated Miss Nilam's birthday. She called Edward up infront to dance for her. Surprisingly, Edward did a strip dance. We all laughed our head off. Afternoon, while I was walking through the front gate, I met Daryll and he told me Shernice say she don't want me to go to the movies. I was furious and raised my voice. Then I suddenly realised that why Shernice wanted to treat Paul and Daryll Mcdonalds except me. She wanted them to tell me that she don't want me to go and I cannot go. KNS she very bossy and how can she do this?? Just because she don't like me to go doesn't mean that I should listen to her and stay at home!KNS KNS Spermnice go die lah!
Luckily, she didn't turn up while we were having Mcdonalds for our lunch. We celebrated and went to the movies. After the show, Daryll left his wallet in the auditorium* and we ran all the way up the stairs just to get his wallet back. We board the bus to Bishan and to the arcade there after Daryll's wallet is recovered. The two guys played a lot of games while I played only Time Crisis. Daryll played the....um...ya know, the machine that grabs the soft toy and you'll get that if it's successful? Yah he spent $2 on that and returned without anything on his hands. The two spent a lot of money in the arcade and I only said goodbye to my $2. After the fun, we met Spermnice on the elevator** and she boasted that she had finished watching the show and had a lot of fun. We ignored her and continued our way home.
While heading for the exit at Junction 8, I stopped by the Breadtalk and bought some bread for breakfast tomorrow. Then we went home. I saw Edward and his sister playing basketball in the court and I joined them. I don't know when we started throwing coins up the air and see who's the highest. I lost two ten-cents because of this lol. After we'd settled down, we played games with my poker card and I won only once while his sister won at least 10 times. What shit luck. I headed home straight away after this.
I regretted that I didn't attend Miss Nilam's birthday party. I should have gone to her party instead of the movies. I don't know why. I felt some strange feelings while I was there in the cinema.
*Or is it called cinema?
**Did I spelt it right?
Today we celebrated Miss Nilam's birthday. She called Edward up infront to dance for her. Surprisingly, Edward did a strip dance. We all laughed our head off. Afternoon, while I was walking through the front gate, I met Daryll and he told me Shernice say she don't want me to go to the movies. I was furious and raised my voice. Then I suddenly realised that why Shernice wanted to treat Paul and Daryll Mcdonalds except me. She wanted them to tell me that she don't want me to go and I cannot go. KNS she very bossy and how can she do this?? Just because she don't like me to go doesn't mean that I should listen to her and stay at home!KNS KNS Spermnice go die lah!
Luckily, she didn't turn up while we were having Mcdonalds for our lunch. We celebrated and went to the movies. After the show, Daryll left his wallet in the auditorium* and we ran all the way up the stairs just to get his wallet back. We board the bus to Bishan and to the arcade there after Daryll's wallet is recovered. The two guys played a lot of games while I played only Time Crisis. Daryll played the....um...ya know, the machine that grabs the soft toy and you'll get that if it's successful? Yah he spent $2 on that and returned without anything on his hands. The two spent a lot of money in the arcade and I only said goodbye to my $2. After the fun, we met Spermnice on the elevator** and she boasted that she had finished watching the show and had a lot of fun. We ignored her and continued our way home.
While heading for the exit at Junction 8, I stopped by the Breadtalk and bought some bread for breakfast tomorrow. Then we went home. I saw Edward and his sister playing basketball in the court and I joined them. I don't know when we started throwing coins up the air and see who's the highest. I lost two ten-cents because of this lol. After we'd settled down, we played games with my poker card and I won only once while his sister won at least 10 times. What shit luck. I headed home straight away after this.
I regretted that I didn't attend Miss Nilam's birthday party. I should have gone to her party instead of the movies. I don't know why. I felt some strange feelings while I was there in the cinema.
*Or is it called cinema?
**Did I spelt it right?
Thursday, May 21, 2009
*SIGH*
This week we got all of our results. My Ingulishi is 70+/95. Lazy to count.*sigh* Maths is 76/100. *sigh sigh* Normal Chinese 88/90. *yay* Higher Chinese 54.5/60. *sigh sigh sigh* Science 84/100. *yay yay*.
Today we stayed back to rarerepp sism laimn sertenp. We totally ruined the whole istrh. It's Daryll's 'masterpiece'. Tomorrow Edward's gonna bash up Daryll. Alert Black. Lol let's wait and see the movie. Speaking of movie......tomorrow Paul, TJY, Daryll and me* are going to the cinema to watch a movie. Either Night at the Museum 2 or somethin else. Gin actually wanted to go, but her mother refused to let her go. KNS where got mother like that one? No money 我请啦, at least I got somewhere to spend my money what. Nevermind tomorrow we had a very secret plan. What plan? Haha don't tell you. Only P6.6 know and some other people from other classes know about it. Hey those who know what our plan is if you spread it to other people you are going to get it from me. Yes. A free breakfast:包on your head. Or I'll perform surgery on you: Turn you into a panda.
*Anyone else?
Today we stayed back to rarerepp sism laimn sertenp. We totally ruined the whole istrh. It's Daryll's 'masterpiece'. Tomorrow Edward's gonna bash up Daryll. Alert Black. Lol let's wait and see the movie. Speaking of movie......tomorrow Paul, TJY, Daryll and me* are going to the cinema to watch a movie. Either Night at the Museum 2 or somethin else. Gin actually wanted to go, but her mother refused to let her go. KNS where got mother like that one? No money 我请啦, at least I got somewhere to spend my money what. Nevermind tomorrow we had a very secret plan. What plan? Haha don't tell you. Only P6.6 know and some other people from other classes know about it. Hey those who know what our plan is if you spread it to other people you are going to get it from me. Yes. A free breakfast:包on your head. Or I'll perform surgery on you: Turn you into a panda.
*Anyone else?
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Top secret
This is P6.6 top secret. I'll write this post in codes. Solve them if you can.
Daoty ew sytaed cbak ot paprere a rsentpe rof neo fo rou smteacalss. Ew sytaed tinul 5.00 hten og mohe. Tyhe dlto em ot wrad a aolka raeb tub I wred an dotii raeb. Oll. Daoty si het cedosn somt phieastp yad ni ym flie.
Haha bet you can't even solve a word. Hee Hee I'm sooooo ebil...
Daoty ew sytaed cbak ot paprere a rsentpe rof neo fo rou smteacalss. Ew sytaed tinul 5.00 hten og mohe. Tyhe dlto em ot wrad a aolka raeb tub I wred an dotii raeb. Oll. Daoty si het cedosn somt phieastp yad ni ym flie.
Haha bet you can't even solve a word. Hee Hee I'm sooooo ebil...
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sorry for any 'inconvienience*' caused
The music that I just posted on the sidebar of my blog is not the full song. If you want to listen to the full song, unblock your pop-up blocker and click 'play full song here' in the music loader. Thank you.
*Don't know how to spell anyhow spell one.
*Don't know how to spell anyhow spell one.
Today nothing happen lah...
...Except that a very* lousy magician came to our school and talk rubbish and perform rubbish. We** can all do it easily. That's all bye.
*Yes, very.
**The "We" in the passage refers to Lyndon and me. Hey, don't you know we're all Junior Magicians? Don't believe? Okay add 1+2+3. The answer is 6 right? You see I can predict leh.(lol)
*Yes, very.
**The "We" in the passage refers to Lyndon and me. Hey, don't you know we're all Junior Magicians? Don't believe? Okay add 1+2+3. The answer is 6 right? You see I can predict leh.(lol)
Sunday, May 17, 2009
KUEN Training
Today I go for Wushu Training 2.00 to 6.00...Want to die liao...Very sian leh...But anyway today Teacher tell us board taxi come back cool man....Then he gave us 20.00 for taxi fee then I say the change we divide don't give back to teacher lol. By the way today full-dress rehearsal but the teacher didn't give us costume still say need to buy for 12.00 WalaoA costume still need to buy har? Kao Pei. K no more liao bye bye.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Banners
Well, today I changed the banner a lot of times, but to no avail. neither of them look good in my super beautiful blog. Ha, just kidding. Then after that I decided to change it back to my old one, as some of the people who had visited my blog loved it. By the way, I was too bored so I wrote a little story.
The year was 2893. The technology was so advanced that the world began to use magic instead of science. Warriors instead of soldiers, Gryphons instead of Turbo Cars, and so on. There was peace in the world of lore under the rule of the wise king, King Thyton.
However, a villain appeared not long after King Thyton sealed the legendary weapon, the Rune Blade. The villain claimed to be the leader of an undead army, called the Shadowscythe. The villain, who gave himself a name, Sepulchere, launched an attack to the capital of Swordhaven, Tibattlelonia. King Thyton send the Elite SDF, which he divided into 300 groups, to Tibattlelonia for defense.
The battle was fierce, and neither of the army won. All the knights perished in the war, as well as the undead. None of them survived. Unfortunately, Sepulchere had only send a quarter of his army to Tibattlelonia. He striked while the metal was hot, and send 300 million Undead Vikings to attack King Thyton's castle. They defeated most of the knights, who the remainings ran away from lore to other planets. Thyton had only 3 knights left, who were seriously injured. He had no choices left but to unseal the Legendary weapon, Rune Blade.
Right after Thyton powered up the weapon, Sepulchere had fought his way up to the castle. He slammed open the door, charged at Thyton, where they started the final battle.
The sky darkened and lightning flashed as the Rune Blade slashed through the air and slipped from Thyton's hands. Sepulchere raised his hands, and casted a spell, causing Thyton to be ripped into pieces. Right after that, Sepulchere dropped dead on the floor with a slash on his back. The Thyton that was killed was a decoy. The real King was hiding in the secret room in the throne room all the time, watching the two fighting. As the fake Rune Blade dropped onto the floor, King Thyton leaped out and sneaked up behind Sepulchere and gave him a deadly slash.
After the villain was killed, lore returned to its normal days and the people lived in peace forever.
-The End-
So, how was that?
The year was 2893. The technology was so advanced that the world began to use magic instead of science. Warriors instead of soldiers, Gryphons instead of Turbo Cars, and so on. There was peace in the world of lore under the rule of the wise king, King Thyton.
However, a villain appeared not long after King Thyton sealed the legendary weapon, the Rune Blade. The villain claimed to be the leader of an undead army, called the Shadowscythe. The villain, who gave himself a name, Sepulchere, launched an attack to the capital of Swordhaven, Tibattlelonia. King Thyton send the Elite SDF, which he divided into 300 groups, to Tibattlelonia for defense.
The battle was fierce, and neither of the army won. All the knights perished in the war, as well as the undead. None of them survived. Unfortunately, Sepulchere had only send a quarter of his army to Tibattlelonia. He striked while the metal was hot, and send 300 million Undead Vikings to attack King Thyton's castle. They defeated most of the knights, who the remainings ran away from lore to other planets. Thyton had only 3 knights left, who were seriously injured. He had no choices left but to unseal the Legendary weapon, Rune Blade.
Right after Thyton powered up the weapon, Sepulchere had fought his way up to the castle. He slammed open the door, charged at Thyton, where they started the final battle.
The sky darkened and lightning flashed as the Rune Blade slashed through the air and slipped from Thyton's hands. Sepulchere raised his hands, and casted a spell, causing Thyton to be ripped into pieces. Right after that, Sepulchere dropped dead on the floor with a slash on his back. The Thyton that was killed was a decoy. The real King was hiding in the secret room in the throne room all the time, watching the two fighting. As the fake Rune Blade dropped onto the floor, King Thyton leaped out and sneaked up behind Sepulchere and gave him a deadly slash.
After the villain was killed, lore returned to its normal days and the people lived in peace forever.
-The End-
So, how was that?
Friday, May 15, 2009
FINALLY!!!!
SA1 finally over liao....YAY...can play everyday buried in PCs. Er...wait. SA1 over? Chay I thought PSLE over. Tell me earlier what. *sigh* Let me see.....still got plelim, Pi-Ass-Al-YEEE. I hate that four letter-word. Exam exam. Buried in assesment books. *SIGH* Any way today Saise paper damn hard....not that hard lah, but a few questions kana don't know. Miss Nilam say must get A and ABOVE if get B prepare go 6.1 already. WTF?A AND ABOVE? KNS. KANASAI!!!! Oh yeah this is for P6.6 pupils only. Remember that SARS rap? That time teazher show us one? Yeah I got the lyrics. Just copy and paste it into your notepad, then save it. If you want to print it, select "Quick Print" on the menu bar. Kthxbai.(I change the words a little bit)
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Uncle Phua say
Time to fight SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
Wash your hands
Whenever you can
Wash with soap
Then at least got hope
When you get home
Take a bath quickly
Kiasu a bit
Be Safe
Not SAR-Ry
Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah
Wait and see
Why you rush to catch that plane
Use internet lah
Use your brain!
Getting protection
from this virus
Means getting healthy
Inside us
Don't work too much
until you're sick
Get excersise
And get yourself fit
Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins
Carbon and Fibre
Then you can be a
SAR-Vivor!
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Spread kaya
but don't spread SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
If you're sick
Dont go to work
Even if your boss is a jerk
Don't be a hero and continue working
Wait the whole company
KANA QUARANTINE!
Wear a mask
When you see doctor
See the same one
Don't be a doc-hopper
Wait at the clinic
Stay in one spot
Don't spread the germs
To the coffeeshop!
Think you got SARS
Call 993
Ambulance will
Come for free
To check you up
at Tan Tock Seng
Where they know about SARS
Like I know Ah Beng
Hey if you kana
Home quarantine
Don't go out
Except in your dreams
Tahan a while
and co-operate
Don't give everyone
BIG HEADACHE!
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Keep the place clean
And keep out SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
Keep the country
Clean and Green
Because nowadays
The germs are mean
Don't leave food for
Stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to
Keep their germs as pets
Cover your mouth
when you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want
To catch your disease
Don't "Kak-pui!"
All over the place
You might as well 'kak-pui!' on your face
Don't throw your tissues
All over the shop
Think no one see you
So you don't stop
Make me sick
And you don't care
Make you sick
When you breathe in the air
Even when things
are getting better
Don't do things
And become a regretter
Think SARS is gone?
YOUR HEAD LAH!
But listen to me
And we'll be ok loh
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
SARS is the virus
A common deadly virus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
The video can be found here:
clicky
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Uncle Phua say
Time to fight SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
Wash your hands
Whenever you can
Wash with soap
Then at least got hope
When you get home
Take a bath quickly
Kiasu a bit
Be Safe
Not SAR-Ry
Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah
Wait and see
Why you rush to catch that plane
Use internet lah
Use your brain!
Getting protection
from this virus
Means getting healthy
Inside us
Don't work too much
until you're sick
Get excersise
And get yourself fit
Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins
Carbon and Fibre
Then you can be a
SAR-Vivor!
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Spread kaya
but don't spread SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
If you're sick
Dont go to work
Even if your boss is a jerk
Don't be a hero and continue working
Wait the whole company
KANA QUARANTINE!
Wear a mask
When you see doctor
See the same one
Don't be a doc-hopper
Wait at the clinic
Stay in one spot
Don't spread the germs
To the coffeeshop!
Think you got SARS
Call 993
Ambulance will
Come for free
To check you up
at Tan Tock Seng
Where they know about SARS
Like I know Ah Beng
Hey if you kana
Home quarantine
Don't go out
Except in your dreams
Tahan a while
and co-operate
Don't give everyone
BIG HEADACHE!
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Keep the place clean
And keep out SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
Keep the country
Clean and Green
Because nowadays
The germs are mean
Don't leave food for
Stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to
Keep their germs as pets
Cover your mouth
when you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want
To catch your disease
Don't "Kak-pui!"
All over the place
You might as well 'kak-pui!' on your face
Don't throw your tissues
All over the shop
Think no one see you
So you don't stop
Make me sick
And you don't care
Make you sick
When you breathe in the air
Even when things
are getting better
Don't do things
And become a regretter
Think SARS is gone?
YOUR HEAD LAH!
But listen to me
And we'll be ok loh
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
SARS is the virus
A common deadly virus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
The video can be found here:
clicky
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Handphone
YAY today very happy finally got my own handphone. But of course that one is old one not new one. And there's a button which is faulty. Serious. I hate this handphone. But never mind, as long as it can be used to SMS, and talk nonsenses. BTW here's my phone number: 999995993*
*Haha that's not the real one. If you really call it you kana get scolded. Here's a hint to my real** one:
hddhbahb
Try to solve it. Another hint***: Numbers.
**Serious. It's real.
***The second hint is linked to the first hint.
*Haha that's not the real one. If you really call it you kana get scolded. Here's a hint to my real** one:
hddhbahb
Try to solve it. Another hint***: Numbers.
**Serious. It's real.
***The second hint is linked to the first hint.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
MATHS IS A THREAT!!!!-2
Hi all. Today was the maths exam and it was pretty easy. The paper 1 I finished it* in about 30+ minutes or so. Paper 2 was EVEN MORE easier. Trust me, I can do (almost) every single question. Think it's hard? Put it in water then become soft liao loh. Actually, I had some plobems** with two questions. One of em' are:
Bla Bla Bla was reading a novel book. The ratio of the pages he had read to the pages he had not read was 1:4. If he read 33 pages more, the ratio of the pages read to the pages unread becomes 8:10. How many pages were there?
Hee hee hee try to solve it. If you managed to, post the answer in the comments.
*Not eat it.
**That's not a spelling error.
Bla Bla Bla was reading a novel book. The ratio of the pages he had read to the pages he had not read was 1:4. If he read 33 pages more, the ratio of the pages read to the pages unread becomes 8:10. How many pages were there?
Hee hee hee try to solve it. If you managed to, post the answer in the comments.
*Not eat it.
**That's not a spelling error.
Monday, May 11, 2009
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Sian, today school holiday no need go school sleep until vely late then wake up. No time for jokes today, and neither do tomorrow. Maybe after the exam finished. Bye. And wish you all good luck for exams!*
*Wishing limited for P6.6 pupils only. All rights served. No wishing here are to be copied without the owner's permission. Copyrights will be personally dealed by the judge on the court.
*Wishing limited for P6.6 pupils only. All rights served. No wishing here are to be copied without the owner's permission. Copyrights will be personally dealed by the judge on the court.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Bla Bla Bla
Bla bla blaa bla baba bla....oh wait. That's my fish Booby. K, Just got back from the Toa Payoh Central CC, we went there play Table Tennis just now. I think I mean 'pick Table Tennis balls'. Yeah, I just run here run there run here there here there her ther hee thereherethereherethere....whatever. KNS my mother say cannot use smash must play properly. Wah Lao A Lim peh like to use smash cannot meh?
Cannot.
~Mummy
Why?
Because I don't like smash.
~mummy
Wah Lao smashing is also playing what. Don't snatch PC from me lah.
This PC is Lim Bu one what.
~Mummy
Oi but you give it to Lin Kia what so it is mine.
WHO BOUGHT THE PC HAR?
~Mummy
Eye Ya eye ya you win lah.
YAY!
~Mummy
*mummy go away*
*whispers*:
Wah Kao Lao Auntie still want snatch PC flom kids.Lao Zha Bor go read your rubbish book lah.
Cannot.
~Mummy
Why?
Because I don't like smash.
~mummy
Wah Lao smashing is also playing what. Don't snatch PC from me lah.
This PC is Lim Bu one what.
~Mummy
Oi but you give it to Lin Kia what so it is mine.
WHO BOUGHT THE PC HAR?
~Mummy
Eye Ya eye ya you win lah.
YAY!
~Mummy
*mummy go away*
*whispers*:
Wah Kao Lao Auntie still want snatch PC flom kids.Lao Zha Bor go read your rubbish book lah.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Another joke I found:
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
More jokes
LOL today...(wait this is not part of the joke this is something real that happened to me) I was supposed to go to the Jurong Spring CC for Wushu Rehearsal......then I called the KUEN Wushu Academy for confirmation:
KUEN: Hello, this is KUEN Wushu academy. Are you the one who called us just now?
Me: Yes. I'm a student from Toa Payoh Central CC.
KUEN: May I help you?
Me: No thanks. I don't need any help. I just want to ask if there is any rehearsal tonight.
KUEN: Hmm...I don't think so......
Me: What? No rehearsal?
KUEN: Yah. No rehearsal.
Me: Hey, I mean the rehearsal at Jurong Spring CC, not Toa Payoh CC!
KUEN: Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me check again.
Me: *waits*
KUEN: No rehearsal.
Me: What?
KUEN: NO REHEARSAL.
Me: Why?
KUEN: Today's a public holiday.
Me: Yah, so?
KUEN: All the CCs are not open.
Me: Including the Jurong Spring CC?
KUEN: Yes.
Me: You should've told me that earlier.
KUEN: Sorry. Is there anything else?
Me: No.
KUEN: Goodbye. Have a nice day!
Me: Not nice at all.
KUEN: *Hung up*
Me: *Hung up and crushed a piece of paper*
After a while......
Me: Hi. I'm that idiot who called just now.
KUEN: Oh, please don't call your self that. Can I do anything for you?
Me: Yeah. I just need the idiot who is talking on the phone to tell me when is the next rehearsal.
KUEN: You're funny kid. Which CC are you from?
Me: TOA PAYOH CENTRAL CC.
KUEN: Who's the trainer in charge?
Me:*sigh* Mr. Liang Han Song.
KUEN: Okay hold on for a while......
*silence on the phone for three minutes and then it hung up*
Me: wtf?
Lol, so here I was, still waiting for his reply. Not long after this I decided to call that idiot again.
KUEN: Hello?
Me: Hi again. The phone just hung up while I'm waiting for your reply.
KUEN: Oh I'm sorry.
Me: Nevermind.
KUEN: Here's the teacher's number. You can call him later.
Me: Ok.
KUEN:9713, 5710.
Me: Pardon?
KUEN: 5710.
Me: ok.
KUEN: Bye!
Me: Bye.
Anyway, here's another joke:
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals and track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START" ............
_______________________________________________________________
Ha, isn't that funny? An idiot buying PC. So that's all for now. Bye and have a not-so-nice-day!
KUEN: Hello, this is KUEN Wushu academy. Are you the one who called us just now?
Me: Yes. I'm a student from Toa Payoh Central CC.
KUEN: May I help you?
Me: No thanks. I don't need any help. I just want to ask if there is any rehearsal tonight.
KUEN: Hmm...I don't think so......
Me: What? No rehearsal?
KUEN: Yah. No rehearsal.
Me: Hey, I mean the rehearsal at Jurong Spring CC, not Toa Payoh CC!
KUEN: Oh, I'm so sorry. Let me check again.
Me: *waits*
KUEN: No rehearsal.
Me: What?
KUEN: NO REHEARSAL.
Me: Why?
KUEN: Today's a public holiday.
Me: Yah, so?
KUEN: All the CCs are not open.
Me: Including the Jurong Spring CC?
KUEN: Yes.
Me: You should've told me that earlier.
KUEN: Sorry. Is there anything else?
Me: No.
KUEN: Goodbye. Have a nice day!
Me: Not nice at all.
KUEN: *Hung up*
Me: *Hung up and crushed a piece of paper*
After a while......
Me: Hi. I'm that idiot who called just now.
KUEN: Oh, please don't call your self that. Can I do anything for you?
Me: Yeah. I just need the idiot who is talking on the phone to tell me when is the next rehearsal.
KUEN: You're funny kid. Which CC are you from?
Me: TOA PAYOH CENTRAL CC.
KUEN: Who's the trainer in charge?
Me:*sigh* Mr. Liang Han Song.
KUEN: Okay hold on for a while......
*silence on the phone for three minutes and then it hung up*
Me: wtf?
Lol, so here I was, still waiting for his reply. Not long after this I decided to call that idiot again.
KUEN: Hello?
Me: Hi again. The phone just hung up while I'm waiting for your reply.
KUEN: Oh I'm sorry.
Me: Nevermind.
KUEN: Here's the teacher's number. You can call him later.
Me: Ok.
KUEN:9713, 5710.
Me: Pardon?
KUEN: 5710.
Me: ok.
KUEN: Bye!
Me: Bye.
Anyway, here's another joke:
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den and I'm thinking about buying a computer.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the name's Lou.
ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.
ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my name's Lou.
ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don't know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
ABBOTT: Software for Windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals and track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
ABBOTT: I recommend Office with Windows.
COSTELLO: I already have an office with windows! OK, let's just say I'm sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue "W".
COSTELLO: I'm going to click your blue "w" if you don't start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That's right. What do you have?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What's bundled with my computer?
ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
ABBOTT: One copy.
COSTELLO: Isn't it illegal to copy money?
ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!
(A few days later)
ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off?
ABBOTT: Click on "START" ............
_______________________________________________________________
Ha, isn't that funny? An idiot buying PC. So that's all for now. Bye and have a not-so-nice-day!
Jokes Overload again
1)A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep.Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to knock it off and let him get some sleep but they persisted in hassling him to no end until finally he gave in.
"OK!" he said with exasperation, "Follow me." and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him.
"Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
2)Baby Ryan was a nearly Two Year old Boy. He has been to train to inform his mom whenever he want to pee.
So one day he take the plactic container which he use to pee and run to his mom.Immediately mummy know what's going on and take off his shorts, aim into the container.
He gave his mom a cold hard stare and the thing come out..... from the BACK....
3)This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!
4)John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The catch was, though, pets weren't allowed on the cruise. So John decided to leave his cat with his best friend, Al. Al agreed to come over to John's house and live with his mom for the duration of the cruise.
John told Al, "Just feed the cat three meals a day, and take good care of him. He's my prize-winning cat!" And with that, he left.
The next day, John phoned Al on his cell phone and asked,"How are things?"
To which Al responded, "Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Mom's fine."
"How's the cat?"
"The cat's fine." Satisfied, John hung up. Next day, John called Al again, asking the same questions.
"How are things?"
"Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Mom's fine."
"How's the cat?"
"The cat's DEAD."
"WHAT?!?" John was quite distressed. "How could you let it die? It was my prize cat!"
"Well, John, I'm sorry, but I couldn't do anything, I didn't see it. But what I think happened was that the cat was on the roof, fell off, and broke his leg. Then, he hobbled out into the road, and got run over."
John was cooling down a bit now, and said, "Well, couldn't you have tried to break it to me over time? You could have said it bit by bit. For example, you could have first said 'The cat's on the roof', then the next day said 'The cat fell off the roof, and broke its leg', see what I'm saying."
"Yeah, yeah, I get it. See you later, John."
"Ok... bye." John hung up.
The next day, John phoned Al again.
"How are things?""Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Umh," Al said, "Mom's on the roof."
5)The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!"
The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot."Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"
6)Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking.
Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "Cocks 4 Sale." He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock was. "A cock is a rooster," the farmer replied. So the doctor bought a cock and put it in the back of his truck.
The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying, "Pullets 4 Sale." The doctor pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. "A pullet is a hen," the farmer replied. "But sometimes a cock and pullet will fight, so watch out." So the doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way.
Down the road a bit, there was another sign saying, "Asses 4 Sale."So the doctor pulled over again to ask. "An ass is a donkey," the farmer repied. "But watch out because this donkey is different. If he gets scared, he'll sit down and won't move until you scratch his belly."
The doctor thanked this farmer and turned around to head home. Well, in the road was a broken bottle and the doctor's truck ran over it. Pop!!!! The sound made the cock and pullet started to fight and the donkey sat on the spare tire.A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if the doctor needed help.
The doctor, wanting to sound like a professional farmer, replied,
"Yes, I need help.Will you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass???"
7)First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."
8)An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions.A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his dick, covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately go to see his doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in a two days, for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you.You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.We know very little about it." The man looks a little relieved and says "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up," doc.The doctor answers "I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Oh no!"
The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.The Chinese doctor examines his dick, and proclaims "Ah yes, Monlolian VD. Velly lare lisease. "The guys says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!".
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid Amellican loctor!Always want to opulate. Make more money, that way. lo leed to to opulate!""Oh thank God!" the man replies."Yes" says the Chinese doctor, "You lo worry! Wait two weeky. Dick fall off by itself!"
9)Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. "
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke."Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
10)A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent.
"Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "What's on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies.
"Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go 'roof'."
"No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog, "What does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending stare. He is losing his patience.
"No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you." He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" barks the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.
The dog then turns to the guy and says, "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
11)An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
12)A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,"I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask himsome questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks,
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last even questions wrong......
13)Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
P.S.Don't read these while you have your lunch. If you did, go to the toilet immediately or you'll have to buy a new PC.
"OK!" he said with exasperation, "Follow me." and he flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats following close behind him.
Down through the valley they went, across the river and into the deep forest. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly gathered around him.
"Do you see that tree over there?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the first bat, "Because I DIDN'T!"
2)Baby Ryan was a nearly Two Year old Boy. He has been to train to inform his mom whenever he want to pee.
So one day he take the plactic container which he use to pee and run to his mom.Immediately mummy know what's going on and take off his shorts, aim into the container.
He gave his mom a cold hard stare and the thing come out..... from the BACK....
3)This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!
4)John had just won first prize at a cat show and had received a 10-day cruise to the Puerto Rico. The catch was, though, pets weren't allowed on the cruise. So John decided to leave his cat with his best friend, Al. Al agreed to come over to John's house and live with his mom for the duration of the cruise.
John told Al, "Just feed the cat three meals a day, and take good care of him. He's my prize-winning cat!" And with that, he left.
The next day, John phoned Al on his cell phone and asked,"How are things?"
To which Al responded, "Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Mom's fine."
"How's the cat?"
"The cat's fine." Satisfied, John hung up. Next day, John called Al again, asking the same questions.
"How are things?"
"Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Mom's fine."
"How's the cat?"
"The cat's DEAD."
"WHAT?!?" John was quite distressed. "How could you let it die? It was my prize cat!"
"Well, John, I'm sorry, but I couldn't do anything, I didn't see it. But what I think happened was that the cat was on the roof, fell off, and broke his leg. Then, he hobbled out into the road, and got run over."
John was cooling down a bit now, and said, "Well, couldn't you have tried to break it to me over time? You could have said it bit by bit. For example, you could have first said 'The cat's on the roof', then the next day said 'The cat fell off the roof, and broke its leg', see what I'm saying."
"Yeah, yeah, I get it. See you later, John."
"Ok... bye." John hung up.
The next day, John phoned Al again.
"How are things?""Things are fine."
"How's Mom?"
"Umh," Al said, "Mom's on the roof."
5)The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.
"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor.
As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!"
The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."
"Why?" asked the pilot."Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience.
After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"
6)Once there was this doctor that moved out to the country to become a farmer. He said to himself, "Well, since I'm going to have a farm, I'd might as well have animals on it." So the doctor got in his truck to go looking.
Along the way, he spotted a sign saying, "Cocks 4 Sale." He pulled over and asked the farmer what a cock was. "A cock is a rooster," the farmer replied. So the doctor bought a cock and put it in the back of his truck.
The doctor continued on his way until he saw a sign saying, "Pullets 4 Sale." The doctor pulled over and asked the farmer what a pullet was. "A pullet is a hen," the farmer replied. "But sometimes a cock and pullet will fight, so watch out." So the doctor thanked the farmer and went on his merry way.
Down the road a bit, there was another sign saying, "Asses 4 Sale."So the doctor pulled over again to ask. "An ass is a donkey," the farmer repied. "But watch out because this donkey is different. If he gets scared, he'll sit down and won't move until you scratch his belly."
The doctor thanked this farmer and turned around to head home. Well, in the road was a broken bottle and the doctor's truck ran over it. Pop!!!! The sound made the cock and pullet started to fight and the donkey sat on the spare tire.A lady just happened to be passing by and asked if the doctor needed help.
The doctor, wanting to sound like a professional farmer, replied,
"Yes, I need help.Will you please hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass???"
7)First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body."
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them,
"The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."
8)An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions.A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his dick, covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately go to see his doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in a two days, for the results.
The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you.You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here.We know very little about it." The man looks a little relieved and says "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up," doc.The doctor answers "I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis."
The man screams in horror, "Oh no!"
The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.The Chinese doctor examines his dick, and proclaims "Ah yes, Monlolian VD. Velly lare lisease. "The guys says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!".
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid Amellican loctor!Always want to opulate. Make more money, that way. lo leed to to opulate!""Oh thank God!" the man replies."Yes" says the Chinese doctor, "You lo worry! Wait two weeky. Dick fall off by itself!"
9)Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up and tell me what you see."Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. "
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke."Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
10)A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent.
"Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "What's on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies.
"Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go 'roof'."
"No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog, "What does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending stare. He is losing his patience.
"No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you." He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" barks the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street.
The dog then turns to the guy and says, "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
11)An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London.
The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, looking for an empty seat. The only unoccupied seat was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged lady and was being used by her little dog. The war weary soldier asked, "Please, ma'am, may I sit in that seat?"
The English woman looked down her nose at the soldier, sniffed and said, "You Americans. You are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little Fifi is using that seat?"
The soldier walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there? I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted, "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant. Imagine!"
The soldier didn't say anything else. He leaned over, picked up the little dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.The woman shrieked and demanded that someone defend her and chastise the soldier.
An English gentleman sitting across the aisle spoke up, "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out of the window."
12)A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, Harry, what's your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!" Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was.The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed. Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her,"I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade." Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask himsome questions." The principal and Harry both agreed. Ms. Brooks asks,
"What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered, why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer.
Harry: "Bubble gum"
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck"
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last even questions wrong......
13)Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."
The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."
P.S.Don't read these while you have your lunch. If you did, go to the toilet immediately or you'll have to buy a new PC.
Friday, May 8, 2009
Thursday, May 7, 2009
20 things about my love life
1)Have you ever been in love?...Yesh
2)Do you believe love at first sight?...depends......
3)Do you currently have a crush?YES
4)Do you have a crush before?YES
5)Have you ever hugged anyone?YES, if excluding 'her'.
6)Have you ever kissed anyone?Excluding 'her', yes
7)Have you ever hold hands with your lover before?No......but I would like to :>
8)Do you have two crushes and didn't know which to choose?......yes
9)Have you ever been heart broken?YES!!!ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE REJECTED ME!!!!!!
10)Have you ever broke anyone's heart?How do I know?
11)Have you secretly helped your lover before?Forgot liao.
12)Have you ever gave a thing to your lover and she doesn't want it?Yes, and I still had that thing with me.
13)Have you ever had a crush before?YES!!!!
14)Have you ever went to your lover's house?No...
15)Have you ever called your lover?yes, but no mushy talking
16)Have you ever received a call from your lover?Refer to the question above.
17)Have your lover been to your house?no.......
Who is:
18)The last person you hugged?My mommy
19)The last person you said 'I love you' to?My ping pong racket
20)The person who you have a crush on and doesn't know that you like her?Shut up....
21)The person you love(d) the most?I said enough....
22)The last person who kissed you?...........
23)How many crushes you have so far?HELP!!!SOMEONE HELP ME GET THIS ALIEN AWAY!!!!!
A little joke I found......
Some of you know, some of you doesn't. Yes, this is MechQuest. A game. I was browsing through the newsarchive when I found this:
Artix: "To join the police force you must use the force!"
Zhoom: "What is the Force?"
Everyone: "......"
Artix: "Cysero, do you want to take this one?"
Cysero: "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together."
Zhoom:"So, is that going to be a quest drop?"
Everyone: "..."
Anyway, we had a quite-a-fun-time during Saise lesson. Miss Nilam told all kinds of jokes. I really love her class.
By the way, ......what did I want to say? (thinks)......(thinked harder).............(think until brain exploded)*BOOM!*(followed by the smell of fried brains)
Artix: "To join the police force you must use the force!"
Zhoom: "What is the Force?"
Everyone: "......"
Artix: "Cysero, do you want to take this one?"
Cysero: "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together."
Zhoom:
Everyone: "..."
Anyway, we had a quite-a-fun-time during Saise lesson. Miss Nilam told all kinds of jokes. I really love her class.
By the way, ......what did I want to say? (thinks)......(thinked harder).............(think until brain exploded)*BOOM!*(followed by the smell of fried brains)
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Look at this I just found it
A very very very very funny video(okay lah, not very funny video but at least it can force a smile on your face):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OPsfAhXUSE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OPsfAhXUSE
Twice bitten, once shy
Lol today I tried to change my blogskin...but then I got messed up....Title? Oh, that's not a typing error. Let me explain it all to you.
1)One time I used to change my blog skin then got messed up.
2)Then not happy. Decided to try it again.
3)Blog was totaled. Took an hour trying to 'save' it and return it to normal.
4)Then don't dare to change liao.
By the way, how did you guys(and girls and gays and tomboys and whatever akuas) change the skin? Can teach me pwease?
P.S. to Wilsy Fang: You got the wrong blog. My name is Teng Fing not Ting Feng(lol).
Try to find the real one yourself.
1)One time I used to change my blog skin then got messed up.
2)Then not happy. Decided to try it again.
3)Blog was totaled. Took an hour trying to 'save' it and return it to normal.
4)Then don't dare to change liao.
By the way, how did you guys(and girls and gays and tomboys and whatever akuas) change the skin? Can teach me pwease?
P.S. to Wilsy Fang: You got the wrong blog. My name is Teng Fing not Ting Feng(lol).
Try to find the real one yourself.
Monday, May 4, 2009
Giving up
I don't know why.....I'm starting to give up my feelings for her....
Today morning when she is walking past me, Lyndon push me and I hit her. I stare at him for a while and didn't do anything. I didn't even have the strength to blacken his eyes.
What's more, nowadays I didn't stay back to wait for her to go home first before me. Whenever I think of her, I'll always ask myself:
Is she the right person I'm looking for?
Today morning when she is walking past me, Lyndon push me and I hit her. I stare at him for a while and didn't do anything. I didn't even have the strength to blacken his eyes.
What's more, nowadays I didn't stay back to wait for her to go home first before me. Whenever I think of her, I'll always ask myself:
Is she the right person I'm looking for?
Sunday, May 3, 2009
My Profile
Hey guys(and gays and girls and tomboys and whatever akuas), I've been posting for a long* time and I think it's time for you guys(and gays and girls and tomboys and whatever akuas) to know me better. Of course, i'm not going to reveal my name, but I can tell you some other things.
*Yeah, quite long, actually.
Name: (told you cannot tell liao)
Age:(ermm....120?)
Address:(Mars)
Nickname:Knightron
Gender:(Chickencow)
Blog:(you know that....)
Height:(243 cm)
Weight:(3452 Tonnes)
Star sign:(okay lah tell you: Capricorn)
Race:Chinese
Religion:Neither(I'm not joking)
School:(Mars Institution)
HP Number:(999)
H Number:(995)
Single:Neither
Website:(http://www.youwilldiedie.com/)
*those which answer is in brackets are not to be revealed)
Favourites:
Book:Old Master Q, Doraemon
Comic:same as on top
Story:Goosebumps
Movie:Star Wars, CJ7
Cartoon Character: CJ7
Author: R.L. Stine
Toy:Lego
Patterns: Crosses
Car:None
Plane:F16
Boat:Titanic
Hobbies:(I'll answer that later)
Insect:Beetle
Animal:(later)
Bird:Eagle
Song:(later)
Picture:Funny funny ones
Pet:Dogs, Cats
Helicopter:Apache, Chinooks
Transport:MRT
Vehicle:Starships
Weapon(old fashioned):Spear
Weapon(guns):Grenade Dart Launcher, Shotguns, UZIs, Dual Berretta
Weapon(missle,rocket)I-Hawks, Clusters, Tomahawks
Imaginary Animal:Dragon
Monster:Loch Ness Monster
Dinosaur:T-Rex, Triceratops
Job:Police
Sport:Ping Pong
Actor:Zhen Bing Hui
Subject:None
Teacher:Miss Nilam
Video:This
Games:Thing-Thing, MQ,AQW,Box-Head
Website:www.whackyourboss.com
Hobbies:Drawing, Watching TV, Telling Jokes, Play PP**, Play Com, and playing with legos,doing magic
Songs: Rock songs, and a lot
Animals:
Horse
Alligator
Insect
Wolf
Kangaroo
Hawk
Eel
Elk
Tiger
Bat
Bison
Buffalo
Cheetah
Cobra
Coyote
Crocodile
Deer
Dolphine
Falcon
Gorilla
Gila Monster
Jackal
Jaguar
Leopard
Lion
Lobster
Mole
Owl
Ox
Panther
Raven
Rhino
Hammerhead Shark
Viper
Anaconda
Komodo Dragon
Boa
Others:
I like to blow up bulbs.
That's all.....
*Yeah, quite long, actually.
Name: (told you cannot tell liao)
Age:(ermm....120?)
Address:(Mars)
Nickname:Knightron
Gender:(Chickencow)
Blog:(you know that....)
Height:(243 cm)
Weight:(3452 Tonnes)
Star sign:(okay lah tell you: Capricorn)
Race:Chinese
Religion:Neither(I'm not joking)
School:(Mars Institution)
HP Number:(999)
H Number:(995)
Single:Neither
Website:(http://www.youwilldiedie.com/)
*those which answer is in brackets are not to be revealed)
Favourites:
Book:Old Master Q, Doraemon
Comic:same as on top
Story:Goosebumps
Movie:Star Wars, CJ7
Cartoon Character: CJ7
Author: R.L. Stine
Toy:Lego
Patterns: Crosses
Car:None
Plane:F16
Boat:Titanic
Hobbies:(I'll answer that later)
Insect:Beetle
Animal:(later)
Bird:Eagle
Song:(later)
Picture:Funny funny ones
Pet:Dogs, Cats
Helicopter:Apache, Chinooks
Transport:MRT
Vehicle:Starships
Weapon(old fashioned):Spear
Weapon(guns):Grenade Dart Launcher, Shotguns, UZIs, Dual Berretta
Weapon(missle,rocket)I-Hawks, Clusters, Tomahawks
Imaginary Animal:Dragon
Monster:Loch Ness Monster
Dinosaur:T-Rex, Triceratops
Job:Police
Sport:Ping Pong
Actor:Zhen Bing Hui
Subject:None
Teacher:Miss Nilam
Video:This
Games:Thing-Thing, MQ,AQW,Box-Head
Website:www.whackyourboss.com
Hobbies:Drawing, Watching TV, Telling Jokes, Play PP**, Play Com, and playing with legos,doing magic
Songs: Rock songs, and a lot
Animals:
Horse
Alligator
Insect
Wolf
Kangaroo
Hawk
Eel
Elk
Tiger
Bat
Bison
Buffalo
Cheetah
Cobra
Coyote
Crocodile
Deer
Dolphine
Falcon
Gorilla
Gila Monster
Jackal
Jaguar
Leopard
Lion
Lobster
Mole
Owl
Ox
Panther
Raven
Rhino
Hammerhead Shark
Viper
Anaconda
Komodo Dragon
Boa
Others:
I like to blow up bulbs.
That's all.....
Saturday, May 2, 2009
Late post
hiya srry for late post today here's a joke:
Scientist:Hey Tom i'm going to conduct a very interesting experiment.....
Tom:What is it?
Scientist:To find out how human affect the Venus Fly Trap's diets.
Tom:Cool,can i help?
Scientist:Yes,of course!why not?Now go get me a Venus Fly Trap.
*1hr later*
Tom:Here it is.
Scientist:Good.Now put your finger inside.
Tom:Okay.
*The following scene has been deleted due to exclusive violence.*
Scientist:Hey Tom i'm going to conduct a very interesting experiment.....
Tom:What is it?
Scientist:To find out how human affect the Venus Fly Trap's diets.
Tom:Cool,can i help?
Scientist:Yes,of course!why not?Now go get me a Venus Fly Trap.
*1hr later*
Tom:Here it is.
Scientist:Good.Now put your finger inside.
Tom:Okay.
*The following scene has been deleted due to exclusive violence.*
Friday, May 1, 2009
*yawns*
The title speaks a....wait let me count first 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....Okay.The title speaks nine words: I slept for 16hrs from yesterday to today. Yeah, I just woke up. Today no need go school mah. Anyway yesterday we had our oral exam. After the in-gu-li-shi oral, I went to the waiting place and collasped. My brain froze when I was free instead of during the exam.Relax,still got one more exam then can go home liao.Then I was unlucky.I got a fierce teacher at first,but then I was called to another examinor,who is Mdm Chng. I thought 'whew,lucky' but I was not lucky at all.
Dominic and En Jia was sitting behind me.
Dominic and En Jia was sitting behind me.
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