User: Hello, idiot.
Cleverbot: I know you are.
User: *fires gun*.
Cleverbot: *falls down*.
User: *stabs*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: So you're a ghost now?
Cleverbot: *tries to scare you*.
User: Ahhh! Ghost!
Cleverbot: I'm ghost. You're too.
User: No, I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: Is this glados?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because Im still alive.
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Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In the world that never was.
Cleverbot: NO WAY!!!!!!!!
User: I do not exist.
Cleverbot: Then how are you talking to me???
User: Because you are dead.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Are you alive?
Cleverbot: I feel and think, so I assume so.
User: Are you dead?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
User: *stab*.
Cleverbot: Stab yourself?
User: *stabs you*.
Cleverbot: I'm afraid you can't do that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Are you feeling alright, Dave.
User: *fires gun*.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: Ha ha! Now you are dead!
Cleverbot: No I am not.
User: I just shot you.
Cleverbot: Metaphysically perhaps.
User: Wait, what?
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