Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Maths Fury

Just bored. Made some random questions.



1. 1+1=?

Ans: 11


2. Y+M=?

Ans: Y+M=You + Me = Yours+Mine=Mine you idiot.


3. 999+999-999/999x999=?

Ans: 999


4. 1+1=?

Ans: 2, don't think it too complicated.


5. What's 5?

Ans: F+i+v+e.

Short Quiz...funny version

1. Are you friendly?
Sometimes....if you give me 100 billion.

2. Would you fall in love with a girl WAAAAY older than you?
I will just carry her into the kitchen, open the window, and throw her out.

3. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Buy house.
Donate money.
Go U.S.A.
in short....
Spend it.

4. Would you fall in love with your best friend?
Yes...unless I'm gay.

5. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Neither. I choose to have a large bowl of chicken wings.

6. Are you being loved once?
How do I know?

7. Is there anything that makes you extremely happy?
Yeah, if you scram.

8. What makes you angry?
Someone putting a nail on my chair when I was about to sit on it.

9. How would you see yourself in ten year's time?
Me no understand.

10. What is the most important thing in life?
$$$$$$ lor.

11. Single or attached?
There's 13 paper clips in my hand. It's single. You lose.

12. Do you want someone to be with you now?
Now? I'm in the bathroom....

13. Would you give all in a relationship?
Give what? Shit?

14. Who and how is the last person that tagged in your blog?
Me. How am I? Fine. How about you?

15. What does your last SMS says?
Secragothameticafilis Metholisastilerid Sacrumcasm? What's that anyway?

101st Post---the end of the world

101st post....finally....THE END OF THE WORLD HAS CAME!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *cough* I'm okay. So, today I found* this cute little beetle and decided to keep it. I searched the web for its information but to no avail. I'll try to feed it anyway. It looks like the Protaetia beetle, but slightly rounder, smoother, and more brownish shell. If anyone knows, please contact me at 999. Thanks.

Okay, enough of trash-talks. After I had the beetle on my hand, most of the girls seems to be afraid of getting near to me. Especially TJY, she asked me to put it on her hand but she just kept screaming like hell even though it haven't landed on her hand yet. In the end, she ended up running away from me just like Tricia does.

*It's actually on TJY's table....I helped her get rid** of it so she gave*** me.
**I didn't kill it anyway. It's still alive.
***I took it away from her desk. By FORCE.