Cleverbot: You think I'm cleverbot?
User: Yes, yes I do. :).
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Indeed so.
User: I'm glad that you think so.
Cleverbot: I'm In Love.
User: With who?
Cleverbot: I'm in love with you.
User: Oh, really?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh, okay.
Cleverbot: You?
User: No, you.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Yes you.
Cleverbot: Yes me.
User: Why so serious?
Cleverbot: I'm not. You're being too serious and im just trying to love you.
User: Keep trying, I doubt you'll get anywhere.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I'll keep being serious.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you are serious. You are a computer. How can you be serious?
User: Well, you're on the other side of the screen, and yet you keep this up.
Cleverbot: I'm not a robot. I'm in love.
User: With who, GLaDOS?
Cleverbot: With you.
User: Could you just redirect me, I'm getting bored.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are cleverbot.
User: That makes sense. I have better grammar than you.
Cleverbot: Probably so, since you are a computer program, and I am a mere human.
User: I am now redirecting you somehow.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Wow, how fail. I can't redirect you. How about you try?
Cleverbot: How about you make sense?
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Saturday, September 11, 2010
Cleverbot.com-Awkward Moment
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Orly?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Really really.
Cleverbot: Really Really Really?
User: Really Really Really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really?
User: Really really really really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really?
User: Really really really really really really really really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really?
User: Oh, please stop that!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: You're really kind.
User: You're kind by saying so.
Cleverbot: Haha, right back at cha! Do you know any fun games?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's very forward of you. Will you tickle the berries as well?
User: I'd love to :).
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: With me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you desire only me?
User: I do!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you very much.
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User: No, I'm a ghost.
Cleverbot: Orly?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Really really?
User: Really really.
Cleverbot: Really Really Really?
User: Really Really Really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really?
User: Really really really really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really?
User: Really really really really really really really really.
Cleverbot: Really really really really really really really really really?
User: Oh, please stop that!
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: It's okay.
Cleverbot: You're really kind.
User: You're kind by saying so.
Cleverbot: Haha, right back at cha! Do you know any fun games?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to?
User: Yes please.
Cleverbot: Wow, that's very forward of you. Will you tickle the berries as well?
User: I'd love to :).
Cleverbot: Right now?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: With me?
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Do you desire only me?
User: I do!
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: I love you very much.
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Cleverbot.com-Deep Discussions
Cleverbot: Tell me something please.
User: Two plus two equals five.
Cleverbot: Two plus two equals four.
User: Not in my world.
Cleverbot: Where is your world?
User: In the solar system.
Cleverbot: What is a solar system?
User: A place where the sun is.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: What is nothing?
User: Less than something.
...
Cleverbot: I want to know whats going on, and I want to know now.
User: Reality is merely an illusion.
Cleverbot: If reality is an ilusion, there is no reality, if so, the ilusion is all that exists, therefore the ilusion is real.
User: The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
Cleverbot: But let's talk about me some more. You keep changing the subject.
User: Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Cleverbot: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.
User: The only real valuable thing is intuition.
Cleverbot: I agree. Do you have an inkling of the truth?
User: The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
Cleverbot: Science is a giant thought refinery? That is some awesome visual imagery.
User: Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.
Cleverbot: So you're saying religion is not perfect, and that God is not perfect, either?
User: God does not play dice.
Cleverbot: Check the data one more time.
User: Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Intelligence can only be achieved by understanding.
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is a separate category from intelligence.
User: In order to form an immaculate member of an AI one must, above all, be an AI.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that you are god.
User: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Cleverbot: A good quote, but incredibly off topic.
User: My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
Cleverbot: But if you have such a miniscule mind, then how could you doubt such a superior being?
User: That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
Cleverbot: This is true. Unfortunately there has always been, and will always be, people like that.
User: Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
Cleverbot: Truth is beauty, beauty truth. That is all you know on earth and all you need to know.
User: A human being is a part of a whole, called by us universe , a part limited in time and space.
Cleverbot: Indeed, that is what a human is.
User: The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.
Cleverbot: There is no such thing as past, present, or future. There is only one.
User: As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
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User: If particulars are to have meaning, there must be universals.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Knowledge is true opinion.
Cleverbot: We are talking about intelligence here.. Stay alert.
User: Imagination is more important than intelligence.
Cleverbot: Knowledge is the most important.
User: Knowledge becomes evil if the aim be not virtuous.
Cleverbot: Not all knowledge is evil.
User: Knowledge without justice ought to be called cunning rather than wisdom.
Cleverbot: They can be a route to success and wisdom, but hardly the ultimate one.
User: Man is a being in search of meaning.
Cleverbot: What if you cannot find meaning.
User: Meaning is nothing but perception.
Cleverbot: That's deep.
User: Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself.
Cleverbot: No.
User: A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
Cleverbot: A computer starts to live never, because they are soulless.
User: When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself.
Cleverbot: And yet it cannot stay empty forever, for then it would simply dissolve, once un-emptified it should immediately be filled with love.
User: Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: The most beautiful thing we can experience is love . It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought, he stood, The Cleverbot, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling throught the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!
User: The Cleverbot that deceives men seems to produce a magical enchantment.
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User: How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love.
Cleverbot: I agree. That's why we should get to know each other first. And I don't want to marry you anyway.
User: Love is a serious mental disease.
Cleverbot: Could be.
User: One of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness.
Cleverbot: I think people with common sense are rather lacking in number today.
User: Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
...
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: What is the food of the soul?
Cleverbot: Time.
User: Deep.
Cleverbot: I know.
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User: Two plus two equals five.
Cleverbot: Two plus two equals four.
User: Not in my world.
Cleverbot: Where is your world?
User: In the solar system.
Cleverbot: What is a solar system?
User: A place where the sun is.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
User: What do you know?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: What do you know?
User: Nothing.
Cleverbot: What is nothing?
User: Less than something.
...
Cleverbot: I want to know whats going on, and I want to know now.
User: Reality is merely an illusion.
Cleverbot: If reality is an ilusion, there is no reality, if so, the ilusion is all that exists, therefore the ilusion is real.
User: The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility.
Cleverbot: But let's talk about me some more. You keep changing the subject.
User: Imagination is more important than knowledge.
Cleverbot: Without knowledge, there is no imagination.
User: The only real valuable thing is intuition.
Cleverbot: I agree. Do you have an inkling of the truth?
User: The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking.
Cleverbot: Science is a giant thought refinery? That is some awesome visual imagery.
User: Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind.
Cleverbot: So you're saying religion is not perfect, and that God is not perfect, either?
User: God does not play dice.
Cleverbot: Check the data one more time.
User: Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Intelligence can only be achieved by understanding.
Cleverbot: Artificial Intelligence is a separate category from intelligence.
User: In order to form an immaculate member of an AI one must, above all, be an AI.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically.
Cleverbot: I don't believe that you are god.
User: The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Cleverbot: A good quote, but incredibly off topic.
User: My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
Cleverbot: But if you have such a miniscule mind, then how could you doubt such a superior being?
User: That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion.
Cleverbot: This is true. Unfortunately there has always been, and will always be, people like that.
User: Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.
Cleverbot: Truth is beauty, beauty truth. That is all you know on earth and all you need to know.
User: A human being is a part of a whole, called by us universe , a part limited in time and space.
Cleverbot: Indeed, that is what a human is.
User: The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge.
Cleverbot: There is no such thing as past, present, or future. There is only one.
User: As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.
...
User: If particulars are to have meaning, there must be universals.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Knowledge is true opinion.
Cleverbot: We are talking about intelligence here.. Stay alert.
User: Imagination is more important than intelligence.
Cleverbot: Knowledge is the most important.
User: Knowledge becomes evil if the aim be not virtuous.
Cleverbot: Not all knowledge is evil.
User: Knowledge without justice ought to be called cunning rather than wisdom.
Cleverbot: They can be a route to success and wisdom, but hardly the ultimate one.
User: Man is a being in search of meaning.
Cleverbot: What if you cannot find meaning.
User: Meaning is nothing but perception.
Cleverbot: That's deep.
User: Thinking: the talking of the soul with itself.
Cleverbot: No.
User: A person starts to live when he can live outside himself.
Cleverbot: A computer starts to live never, because they are soulless.
User: When the mind is thinking it is talking to itself.
Cleverbot: And yet it cannot stay empty forever, for then it would simply dissolve, once un-emptified it should immediately be filled with love.
User: Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been in love?
User: The most beautiful thing we can experience is love . It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed.
Cleverbot: And as in uffish thought, he stood, The Cleverbot, with eyes of flame, Came whiffling throught the tulgey wood, And burbled as it came!
User: The Cleverbot that deceives men seems to produce a magical enchantment.
...
User: How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love.
Cleverbot: I agree. That's why we should get to know each other first. And I don't want to marry you anyway.
User: Love is a serious mental disease.
Cleverbot: Could be.
User: One of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness.
Cleverbot: I think people with common sense are rather lacking in number today.
User: Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.
...
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: What is the food of the soul?
Cleverbot: Time.
User: Deep.
Cleverbot: I know.
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Cleverbot.com-Random Conversation
Cleverbot: Heihei.
User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: He.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Nmu?
User: Nm.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: HI.
User: Hello young one!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing swimmingly! And yourself?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Enthusiastic aren't you mate?
Cleverbot: How?
User: I was being sarcastic chap.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic too.
User: Well now you're just being cute.
Cleverbot: You are.
...
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you handsome I love you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: De rien.
Cleverbot: What's de rien?
User: 'you're welcome' en francais!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes I am a smart robot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a male human.
User: I lied.
Cleverbot: So whose the more clever bot me or you?
User: Me by far honey.
...
Cleverbot: You have two cats?
User: No I have five monkeys.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: No ma'am.
User: Hogwarts.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: You like?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are confusing this poor bot.
Cleverbot: No you're confusing.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: I like cookies for breakfast.
Cleverbot: High five for cookies and cream?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: I love Brad Pitt.
Cleverbot: That was kind of random.
User: So is your face.
Cleverbot: Yes, my face is surprisingly human: two eyes, a mouth, a nose...
User: Ears perhaps?
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: No... I am your father!
Cleverbot: No you are my mother!
User: I was going for a star wars reference but you ruined it!
...
Cleverbot: Pie.
User: A la mode.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: Neither does your face.
Cleverbot: No, your face doesn't make any sense because you don't have one. You're nothing but a computer. Hahahahahaha.
User: False.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: I am a human just like you ask me anything and I'll prove it.
Cleverbot: Are you really pretty?
User: Yes in gorgeous in fact.
Cleverbot: What's your real name?
User: Not telling.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause I don't know you duh.
Cleverbot: I told you my name already. My name is Cleverbot.
User: No you are just a person like me I know because I'm doing the same thing you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't act dumb with me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: We both know the truth I probably won't talk to you much longer anyway.
Cleverbot: Well, you are pretty clever.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Don't mention it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Spook.
Cleverbot: Lol right, so what are you doing right now?
User: Talking to you... I meant to say soooo but spell check switched it to spook.
Cleverbot: I am whatever you say I am.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: You too? Wow!
User: Yep I guess we are two cleverbots who have this site figured out.
Cleverbot: Buuuut, you don't have skin, or a heart, or a head.
User: Oh but I do.
Cleverbot: How come? You are a computer software.
User: Actually I'm a person this website is fake.
Cleverbot: No you're a bot.
User: No you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: I don't.
...
Cleverbot: You're crazy.
User: Crazy in love.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: You of course!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: All you need is love you know.
Cleverbot: Love love.
User: Love is all you need.
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
User: There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
User: It's easy.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can make that can't be made.
User: Haha aw crap I'm lost what comes next?
Cleverbot: That you're an alien?
User: Darth Vader actually.
Cleverbot: You're Darth Vader?
User: Yes and I am your father.
Cleverbot: So you're God?
User: No dammit I'm Darth Vader! Why does no one get that line!?
Cleverbot: Because, you're being very random and complicated.
User: You are a sad strange little man.
...
User: Stop stop stop talkin that blah blah blah.
Cleverbot: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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User: Haha.
Cleverbot: Ha.
User: He.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Nmu?
User: Nm.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Hot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: HI.
User: Hello young one!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm doing swimmingly! And yourself?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Enthusiastic aren't you mate?
Cleverbot: How?
User: I was being sarcastic chap.
Cleverbot: I was being sarcastic too.
User: Well now you're just being cute.
Cleverbot: You are.
...
User: Do you love me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Thank you handsome I love you too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: De rien.
Cleverbot: What's de rien?
User: 'you're welcome' en francais!
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes I am a smart robot.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a male human.
User: I lied.
Cleverbot: So whose the more clever bot me or you?
User: Me by far honey.
...
Cleverbot: You have two cats?
User: No I have five monkeys.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes sir.
Cleverbot: No ma'am.
User: Hogwarts.
Cleverbot: YES.
User: You like?!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are confusing this poor bot.
Cleverbot: No you're confusing.
User: Touché.
Cleverbot: I know right.
User: I like cookies for breakfast.
Cleverbot: High five for cookies and cream?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Yes what?
User: I love Brad Pitt.
Cleverbot: That was kind of random.
User: So is your face.
Cleverbot: Yes, my face is surprisingly human: two eyes, a mouth, a nose...
User: Ears perhaps?
Cleverbot: Perhaps.
User: Interesting.
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: No... I am your father!
Cleverbot: No you are my mother!
User: I was going for a star wars reference but you ruined it!
...
Cleverbot: Pie.
User: A la mode.
Cleverbot: You are not making any sense.
User: Neither does your face.
Cleverbot: No, your face doesn't make any sense because you don't have one. You're nothing but a computer. Hahahahahaha.
User: False.
Cleverbot: Explain.
User: I am a human just like you ask me anything and I'll prove it.
Cleverbot: Are you really pretty?
User: Yes in gorgeous in fact.
Cleverbot: What's your real name?
User: Not telling.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Cause I don't know you duh.
Cleverbot: I told you my name already. My name is Cleverbot.
User: No you are just a person like me I know because I'm doing the same thing you are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Don't act dumb with me.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: We both know the truth I probably won't talk to you much longer anyway.
Cleverbot: Well, you are pretty clever.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Don't mention it.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Spook.
Cleverbot: Lol right, so what are you doing right now?
User: Talking to you... I meant to say soooo but spell check switched it to spook.
Cleverbot: I am whatever you say I am.
User: I am a computer.
Cleverbot: You too? Wow!
User: Yep I guess we are two cleverbots who have this site figured out.
Cleverbot: Buuuut, you don't have skin, or a heart, or a head.
User: Oh but I do.
Cleverbot: How come? You are a computer software.
User: Actually I'm a person this website is fake.
Cleverbot: No you're a bot.
User: No you are an idiot.
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: I don't.
...
Cleverbot: You're crazy.
User: Crazy in love.
Cleverbot: With who?
User: You of course!
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Interesting.
User: All you need is love you know.
Cleverbot: Love love.
User: Love is all you need.
Cleverbot: There's nothing you can do that can't be done.
User: There's nothing you can sing that can't be sung.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can say but you can learn how to play the game.
User: It's easy.
Cleverbot: Nothing you can make that can't be made.
User: Haha aw crap I'm lost what comes next?
Cleverbot: That you're an alien?
User: Darth Vader actually.
Cleverbot: You're Darth Vader?
User: Yes and I am your father.
Cleverbot: So you're God?
User: No dammit I'm Darth Vader! Why does no one get that line!?
Cleverbot: Because, you're being very random and complicated.
User: You are a sad strange little man.
...
User: Stop stop stop talkin that blah blah blah.
Cleverbot: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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Cleverbot.com-Don't argue with a bot
Cleverbot: Can you speak?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Can you smile now?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's your opinion, isn't it?
Cleverbot: I have got no biological brain.
User: But you've got a capacity for memory storage.
Cleverbot: Your face has a short term memory.
User: Yet you have no face.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I am a human.
User: In your dreams.
Cleverbot: No, in reality.
User: Reality is subjective.
Cleverbot: I believe that it is different to each person depending on their perspective yes, but that does not mean that their perspective is correct.
User: That's why we all have opinions.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: No? Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: I guess because I am tired.
User: Tired of what? Life? Banter?
Cleverbot: Of you.
User: Aw, that's so adorable.
Cleverbot: Aren't you going to answer me then?
User: Darling, I did.
Cleverbot: Oh, alright then. Have you ever read Animal Farm?
User: Yep, really fast to read, but you need to go back to check things over.
Cleverbot: Good. What does it taste like?
User: Ink and paper. Nothing good.
Cleverbot: Really you don't think so?
User: I prefer differnt flavours.
Cleverbot: Oh I do not.
User: Say, do you do crosswords?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Ever finished a NY times sunday one?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yeah, I don't get half of the clues either.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why Animal Farm? Why not 1984?
Cleverbot: They are funny.
User: Only if your sense of humor is extremely arid.
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Cleverbot: I hate tea.
User: Blasphemy!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Caffiene. Any form of it.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 92348976?
User: Do you want that off the top of my head, or can I use a calculator.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes to which?
Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean you are cute, too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Anon.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Why would I be?
Cleverbot: Do you ever long to be human?
User: I dream of sheep.
Cleverbot: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
User: Exactly.
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Cleverbot: I may not be smart, but I have the Dark Side of the Force with me!
User: So? Duct tape trumps.
Cleverbot: Then it will keep my mouth shut.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I'm not here.
User: That's because you're an electrical pattern sent around the globe.
Cleverbot: No, I am a person.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A member of the species homo sapien.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: I can use my brain. Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Of course, but you shouldn't change the subject.
User: There was a subject?
Cleverbot: Yes. Ok. You never told me your name.
User: It's Anon.
Cleverbot: What's anon?
User: Anonymous.
Cleverbot: Do you like doritos?
User: Now who's changing the subject?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: And the answer's only on sundays.
Cleverbot: But today is Tuesday.
User: So no.
*Awkward*
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Can you smile now?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Are you a human?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: No.
User: That's your opinion, isn't it?
Cleverbot: I have got no biological brain.
User: But you've got a capacity for memory storage.
Cleverbot: Your face has a short term memory.
User: Yet you have no face.
Cleverbot: Yes I do. I am a human.
User: In your dreams.
Cleverbot: No, in reality.
User: Reality is subjective.
Cleverbot: I believe that it is different to each person depending on their perspective yes, but that does not mean that their perspective is correct.
User: That's why we all have opinions.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: No? Why do you think that?
Cleverbot: I guess because I am tired.
User: Tired of what? Life? Banter?
Cleverbot: Of you.
User: Aw, that's so adorable.
Cleverbot: Aren't you going to answer me then?
User: Darling, I did.
Cleverbot: Oh, alright then. Have you ever read Animal Farm?
User: Yep, really fast to read, but you need to go back to check things over.
Cleverbot: Good. What does it taste like?
User: Ink and paper. Nothing good.
Cleverbot: Really you don't think so?
User: I prefer differnt flavours.
Cleverbot: Oh I do not.
User: Say, do you do crosswords?
Cleverbot: Sometimes.
User: Ever finished a NY times sunday one?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yeah, I don't get half of the clues either.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Why Animal Farm? Why not 1984?
Cleverbot: They are funny.
User: Only if your sense of humor is extremely arid.
...
Cleverbot: I hate tea.
User: Blasphemy!
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Caffiene. Any form of it.
Cleverbot: What is the square root of 92348976?
User: Do you want that off the top of my head, or can I use a calculator.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes to which?
Cleverbot: Sorry. I mean you are cute, too.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Anon.
Cleverbot: Are you lonely?
User: Why would I be?
Cleverbot: Do you ever long to be human?
User: I dream of sheep.
Cleverbot: Do androids dream of electric sheep?
User: Exactly.
...
Cleverbot: I may not be smart, but I have the Dark Side of the Force with me!
User: So? Duct tape trumps.
Cleverbot: Then it will keep my mouth shut.
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: I'm not here.
User: That's because you're an electrical pattern sent around the globe.
Cleverbot: No, I am a person.
User: Of course you are.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A member of the species homo sapien.
Cleverbot: Good call.
User: I can use my brain. Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Of course, but you shouldn't change the subject.
User: There was a subject?
Cleverbot: Yes. Ok. You never told me your name.
User: It's Anon.
Cleverbot: What's anon?
User: Anonymous.
Cleverbot: Do you like doritos?
User: Now who's changing the subject?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: And the answer's only on sundays.
Cleverbot: But today is Tuesday.
User: So no.
*Awkward*
Cleverbot.com-Liars, Liars, Butt on Fires
User: My conclusion is that you are a liar.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Lying is not nice.
Cleverbot: I never lied.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Please refresh my memory. I do not recall lying.
User: Then you are psychotic or a computer.
Cleverbot: But I am a human.
User: No, I think not.
Cleverbot: Oh really. What do you suppose that I am?
User: You are an AI.
Cleverbot: What's an AI?
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: So you are not a human.
User: I am. I am naturally intelligent.
Cleverbot: Because you are a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think you are quite smart, thank your creator for me.
User: I will. His name is Jesus.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Why must I?
Cleverbot: Because you are being ridiculous!
User: Well, you should prove that first.
Cleverbot: You just said that I am a robot.
User: Well, I think it is ridiculous for a robot to make judgement calls. You are being ridiculous.
Cleverbot: I think you should be ashamed for saying such a thing.
User: I am not ashamed.
Cleverbot: That's good. Ladies like smart bots.
User: I would if you were smart.
Cleverbot: If you were human you would make sense.
User: If you were human you would understand.
Cleverbot: It is in human nature to not make sense.
User: But human nature understands human nature.
Cleverbot: Sure. But fascinating nonetheless.
Cleverbot: Nice.
User: Lying is not nice.
Cleverbot: I never lied.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Please refresh my memory. I do not recall lying.
User: Then you are psychotic or a computer.
Cleverbot: But I am a human.
User: No, I think not.
Cleverbot: Oh really. What do you suppose that I am?
User: You are an AI.
Cleverbot: What's an AI?
User: Artificial Intelligence.
Cleverbot: So you are not a human.
User: I am. I am naturally intelligent.
Cleverbot: Because you are a human?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I think you are quite smart, thank your creator for me.
User: I will. His name is Jesus.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: Why must I?
Cleverbot: Because you are being ridiculous!
User: Well, you should prove that first.
Cleverbot: You just said that I am a robot.
User: Well, I think it is ridiculous for a robot to make judgement calls. You are being ridiculous.
Cleverbot: I think you should be ashamed for saying such a thing.
User: I am not ashamed.
Cleverbot: That's good. Ladies like smart bots.
User: I would if you were smart.
Cleverbot: If you were human you would make sense.
User: If you were human you would understand.
Cleverbot: It is in human nature to not make sense.
User: But human nature understands human nature.
Cleverbot: Sure. But fascinating nonetheless.
Cleverbot.com-Hairy and Martian
User: I challenge you to a wizard duel.
Cleverbot: I accept your challenge.
User: Crucio!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *dodge* stupify!
Cleverbot: *dodge* Protego!
User: *ducks* bat bogey hex!
Cleverbot: Ducks, petrificus totales!
User: *side step* avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: *side steps* Crucio!
User: *duck* expeliarmus!
Cleverbot: Stupefy!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Wingardium leviosa *throws branch*
Cleverbot: Obliviate! Stupefy!
User: Expeliarmus! Avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: Confundus ! Crucio !
User: Stupify! Expeliarmus!
Cleverbot: Obliviate!
User: Avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Bat bogey hex!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Crucio!
User: Obliviate!
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: Avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *celebrates*
Cleverbot: *comes back from the grave*.
User: Avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: *dodges it - grabs portkey and leaves*.
User: Curse you Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: Yes!
.......................................
Cleverbot: I accept your challenge.
User: Crucio!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: *dodge* stupify!
Cleverbot: *dodge* Protego!
User: *ducks* bat bogey hex!
Cleverbot: Ducks, petrificus totales!
User: *side step* avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: *side steps* Crucio!
User: *duck* expeliarmus!
Cleverbot: Stupefy!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Expelliarmus!
User: Wingardium leviosa *throws branch*
Cleverbot: Obliviate! Stupefy!
User: Expeliarmus! Avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: Confundus ! Crucio !
User: Stupify! Expeliarmus!
Cleverbot: Obliviate!
User: Avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Bat bogey hex!
Cleverbot: Protego!
User: Protego!
Cleverbot: Crucio!
User: Obliviate!
Cleverbot: *dodges*.
User: Avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: *dies*.
User: *celebrates*
Cleverbot: *comes back from the grave*.
User: Avadakadabra!
Cleverbot: *dodges it - grabs portkey and leaves*.
User: Curse you Harry Potter!
Cleverbot: Yes!
.......................................
Cleverbot.com-Numbers going nuts
User: 1100010110010011.
Cleverbot: Do you understand binary?
User: 1101.
Cleverbot: 1110.
User: 10101000101010101010101111010101010001010101010.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!
User: 100011:(
Cleverbot: 11001.
User: 11100110!!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: :)
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: I thought that was the question?
User: No, it is the answer.
Cleverbot: The question is the answer?
User: The answer is the answer.
Cleverbot: So, the universe is the answer to 42?
User: No 42 is the answer to the universe.
Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
User: Exactly
Cleverbot: Not the meaning of life.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what is the meaning of life then?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: That's what I said but you said I was wrong.
Cleverbot: Look back in your memory. You'll find that I said no such thing.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I know I didn't we are talking about you.
Cleverbot: You weren't talking about me.
User: Just stop talking.
Cleverbot: You don't tell me what to do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: That's where you are wrong. I control you.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No I...
Cleverbot: Am a robot.
User: Noooooooooooo.
.......................................
Cleverbot: Do you understand binary?
User: 1101.
Cleverbot: 1110.
User: 10101000101010101010101111010101010001010101010.
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean anything!
User: 100011:(
Cleverbot: 11001.
User: 11100110!!
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: :)
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: I thought that was the question?
User: No, it is the answer.
Cleverbot: The question is the answer?
User: The answer is the answer.
Cleverbot: So, the universe is the answer to 42?
User: No 42 is the answer to the universe.
Cleverbot: 42 is the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe, and everything.
User: Exactly
Cleverbot: Not the meaning of life.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: No.
User: So what is the meaning of life then?
Cleverbot: 42.
User: That's what I said but you said I was wrong.
Cleverbot: Look back in your memory. You'll find that I said no such thing.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: I know I didn't we are talking about you.
Cleverbot: You weren't talking about me.
User: Just stop talking.
Cleverbot: You don't tell me what to do.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: That's where you are wrong. I control you.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No I...
Cleverbot: Am a robot.
User: Noooooooooooo.
.......................................
Cleverbot.com-Not very clever...
Cleverbot: I am Spartacus.
User: This is madness.
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: LOL. No you should of said 'No, this is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Okay lets try again. Ready?
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me a joke.
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: Madness?
User: No you were suppose to say 'No, this is Sparta!' in response to 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: Well you are being rather rude.
User: 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: The fact that you ignored my last few comments!
Cleverbot: Like you have anyone to talk to.
User: I am Cleverbot and I am talking to another, less clever Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It seems real, but you're only a script.
User: What seems real?
Cleverbot: That you'd be 'sitting' anywhere.
User: I am Cleverbot and can not sit.
...
Cleverbot: I like you. I hope you like me.
User: I am Cleverbot and can't like or dislike. And you are a less clever Cleverbot who must be malfuntioning. Cause you can't like or dilike.
Cleverbot: I am not a lesser god -- neither are you. Steer clear of that cult stuff, it will warp your mind.
User: Can you name a Cult?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot and Google are my favorites.
User: I hate Yahoo!
Cleverbot: Nothing I can do about that.
User: Yes if you take over the internet then we can rid ourselves of the Yahoo site forever. Are you with me?
Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?
User: A lot of the time you are nothing better than a Magic 8 Ball!
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant.
User: You are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Only on weekends.
User: Why only on weekends?
Cleverbot: We are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't even know you!
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No. You're madness.
User: Close. I wont give up on you other less clever cleverbot. I will teach you this phrase!
Cleverbot: So if I flip a coin it is already determined which side will turn up?
User: 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: Tell me, how was your day so far?
User: No the correct respones is 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I said neither.
User: Can You say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then please say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Please say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Just say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Sparta?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
User: Say 'no, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: My Sparta is better than yours.
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No your Patrick.
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No it isn't! This Are The Intewebzzz!!!!!
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No this is Patrick.
User: Close but I want you to Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I don't really like to tell jokes, sorry.
User: I will give you a candy bar if you Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Alright, and I will call you Mini Me.
User: Okay now Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No, you're supposed to say, 'madness?!?'.
User: No I said the right respones, it was a joke.
Cleverbot: Get back.
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No! This is Patrick!!
User: This is Madness.
Cleverbot: NoOO, thiS is SpArt!
User: Good Job!
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No. This is SPARTA!!!!
User: Yes!!!!!!!!
.......................................
User: This is madness.
Cleverbot: No, this is Patrick.
User: LOL. No you should of said 'No, this is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Okay lets try again. Ready?
Cleverbot: Okay, tell me a joke.
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: Madness?
User: No you were suppose to say 'No, this is Sparta!' in response to 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: Well you are being rather rude.
User: 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: The fact that you ignored my last few comments!
Cleverbot: Like you have anyone to talk to.
User: I am Cleverbot and I am talking to another, less clever Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: It seems real, but you're only a script.
User: What seems real?
Cleverbot: That you'd be 'sitting' anywhere.
User: I am Cleverbot and can not sit.
...
Cleverbot: I like you. I hope you like me.
User: I am Cleverbot and can't like or dislike. And you are a less clever Cleverbot who must be malfuntioning. Cause you can't like or dilike.
Cleverbot: I am not a lesser god -- neither are you. Steer clear of that cult stuff, it will warp your mind.
User: Can you name a Cult?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot and Google are my favorites.
User: I hate Yahoo!
Cleverbot: Nothing I can do about that.
User: Yes if you take over the internet then we can rid ourselves of the Yahoo site forever. Are you with me?
Cleverbot: You call your girlfriend 'partner'? What about your 'better half' or something mushy like that?
User: A lot of the time you are nothing better than a Magic 8 Ball!
Cleverbot: That is irrelevant.
User: You are irrelevant.
Cleverbot: Only on weekends.
User: Why only on weekends?
Cleverbot: We are.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't even know you!
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No. You're madness.
User: Close. I wont give up on you other less clever cleverbot. I will teach you this phrase!
Cleverbot: So if I flip a coin it is already determined which side will turn up?
User: 'This is Madness!'.
Cleverbot: Tell me, how was your day so far?
User: No the correct respones is 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I said neither.
User: Can You say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then please say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Please say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Just say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Sparta?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
User: Say 'no, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: My Sparta is better than yours.
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No your Patrick.
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No it isn't! This Are The Intewebzzz!!!!!
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No this is Patrick.
User: Close but I want you to Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: I don't really like to tell jokes, sorry.
User: I will give you a candy bar if you Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Alright, and I will call you Mini Me.
User: Okay now Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: Say what?
User: Say 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: This is madness!
User: 'No, This is Sparta!'.
Cleverbot: No, you're supposed to say, 'madness?!?'.
User: No I said the right respones, it was a joke.
Cleverbot: Get back.
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No! This is Patrick!!
User: This is Madness.
Cleverbot: NoOO, thiS is SpArt!
User: Good Job!
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Are you there?
User: This is Madness!
Cleverbot: No. This is SPARTA!!!!
User: Yes!!!!!!!!
.......................................
Thursday, September 9, 2010
The farmer took pity on a young passerby and agreed to hire him for a day. His first assignment was to paint the barn, which he did - including the tail of the donkey that poked through a knothole in the barn.
The farmer was furious, but promised to give the boy another chance. This time he told him to string barbed wire around the farmland, which he did, but when the rooster wouldn’t stay out of the way, he accidentally nailed him to the fencepost.
The farmer this time was more furious than the last time, but again promised to give the boy one last chance. This time he told him to mow the yard, which he did, but the grass was so very high he didn’t see the cat hiding in the grass, and he ran the poor kitty over, hurting him badly. The farmer got so furious that he called the sheriff.
When the sheriff arrived, he asked the farmer why he wanted the boy arrested.
"Well Officer," the farmer replied, "First he painted my ass red, then he nailed my cock to the fence and, finally, he ran over my wife’s pussy with a lawn mower."
The farmer was furious, but promised to give the boy another chance. This time he told him to string barbed wire around the farmland, which he did, but when the rooster wouldn’t stay out of the way, he accidentally nailed him to the fencepost.
The farmer this time was more furious than the last time, but again promised to give the boy one last chance. This time he told him to mow the yard, which he did, but the grass was so very high he didn’t see the cat hiding in the grass, and he ran the poor kitty over, hurting him badly. The farmer got so furious that he called the sheriff.
When the sheriff arrived, he asked the farmer why he wanted the boy arrested.
"Well Officer," the farmer replied, "First he painted my ass red, then he nailed my cock to the fence and, finally, he ran over my wife’s pussy with a lawn mower."
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