Quickies ...
EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.
How do you make a cat drink?
Throw it in the blender and remove the furry parts.
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a pit bull?
Your last blow job ... ever!
The surest way to remain a winner is to win once, and then not play any more.
Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change?
A. A tran-sister.
The Geography of a Man:
Between 15 and 99 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a prick
Warning label on a drum of industrial-strength detergent: "If you cannot read English, do not use this product until label has been explained to you."
Husband: "How about a little action tonight, honey?"
Wife: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "How else?"
When push comes to shove... somebody´s gonna figure out that "push" and "shove" mean the same damn thing.
"The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree."
Give a person a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a person to use the Net and he won´t bother you for weeks.
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