Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Classy things to say when stressed ...
- "Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you!"

- "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?"

- "This day sure was a total waste of make-up"

- "This isn’t an office. It’s HELL with fluorescent lighting"

- "I started out with nothing still have most of it left"

- "I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me"

- "Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed"

- "Do they ever shut up on your planet?"

- "I’m not your type. I’m not inflatable"

- "Don’t worry. I forgot your name too."

- "Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

- "Wait...I’m trying to imagine you with a personality"

- "Ambivalent? Well yes and no."

- "A hard-on doesn’t count as personal growth."

- "If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.

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