No music camp and malaysia trip posts today, but instead some jokes here...
1. 魔王抓住了公主
魔王说：你尽管叫破喉咙吧，没有人会来救你的！
公主：破喉咙，破喉咙！
没有人：公主，我来救你了！
魔王：说曹操曹操就到！
曹操：魔王，你叫我干嘛？
魔王：哇呀，看到鬼了！
鬼：靠！被发现了．
靠：胡说，谁发现我了？
谁：关我屁事！
魔王：oh,my god!
上帝：谁叫我？！
谁：没有人叫你啊！
没有人：我哪有！！！
2. 太阳给草打电话
太阳：喂，草你吗？我日。
草：我草，你谁啊？
太阳：我日啊
草：我草，你到底谁啊
太阳：我日啊，你草吧
草：TMD，你到底是谁啊，我草
太阳：我日，我日啊
草：我草。
太阳的妈妈抢过电话：草，我日他妈，草你妈好吗?
3. 出门逛街，发现一店铺里挂满了各式各样的衣服， 门口玻璃上贴着：开店大酬宾，西服30元/套，衬衫5元/件…… 不禁喜上眉梢，这么好的事情终于被我赶上了！ 于是往里就走，在进门的一瞬间抬头看到： 。。。。。。。。干洗店！
4. 某次英文考试有两道题目：
1）我穿上外套，却发现第一个扣子掉了。
2）他听见电话铃响，就过去接了电话。
正确答案应为：
1）I put on my coat and found its first button was gone.
2）As soon as he heard the phone ringing, he went to pick it up.
但是某生的答案是：
1）****!
2）Hello?
5. 老妇闲来无事，擦拭在阁楼找到的尘封油灯，她心爱的猫挨在她身旁躺着。擦拭间，一个妖怪从灯里跳了出来，说会达成她三个愿望。老妇想也不想就说：“我要有钱，要恢复青春活力，要把我的猫变成英俊王子。” 一团烟雾过后，她发现自己变得年轻貌美，周围尽是财宝。猫不见了， 一个英俊的王子站在她身旁，楼着她。 她陶醉在王子的怀抱中，觉得整个人都幸福地融化掉了。 王子在她的耳边温柔细语：。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 “你阉(castrated)了我，现在后悔了吗？”
Monday, March 22, 2010
Thursday, March 18, 2010
blablablablablablbalablabalbalablaba
Srry for not posting these days, because I'm, er...well, kind of sick and...erm...no mood. I think I'll be posting a very long post on the Malaysia Trip I went on 12mar to 15 mar and about the music camp yesterday on...maybe Saturday?
Yeah, ...and this is regarding to one of my friends question, "Have you had any new crush?"
I was stunned when he asked me. I don't know how to answer him and why he asked that. So I guess I'll post it on this blog:
Yes, I have a new crush.
Because I just crushed a cockroach yesterday.
HAHA! GET IT? CRUSH! HAHAHA!
*cough cough*
-TF 18...
Wait...
BTW tmr I'll be getting my new MacBook.
Yay!
-TF 18/3/2300
Yeah, ...and this is regarding to one of my friends question, "Have you had any new crush?"
I was stunned when he asked me. I don't know how to answer him and why he asked that. So I guess I'll post it on this blog:
Yes, I have a new crush.
Because I just crushed a cockroach yesterday.
HAHA! GET IT? CRUSH! HAHAHA!
*cough cough*
-TF 18...
Wait...
BTW tmr I'll be getting my new MacBook.
Yay!
-TF 18/3/2300
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Sick
*ah, AH, ARH, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH choo.*
Dun noe y come back from KL kena...
*cough cough*
fe-
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*
ver and --
*cough AH CHOO!*
and *takes a deep breath*
*cough*
cough and *yawn*
and, ...
*ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
And cold....
*Cough cough*
*AHHHHHHHHH CHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
WTF???
*Cough*
*cough*
-TF..*AHH CHOO* 16/3...WHAT??? MARCH 16??? OMG I FORGOT--*cough cough*Nevermi-*AHH CHOOO!*
Dun noe y come back from KL kena...
*cough cough*
fe-
*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!*
ver and --
*cough AH CHOO!*
and *takes a deep breath*
*cough*
cough and *yawn*
and, ...
*ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
And cold....
*Cough cough*
*AHHHHHHHHH CHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
WTF???
*Cough*
*cough*
-TF..*AHH CHOO* 16/3...WHAT??? MARCH 16??? OMG I FORGOT--*cough cough*Nevermi-*AHH CHOOO!*
Thursday, March 11, 2010
AUP
Today got AUP Test.
Take test.
Very hard.
Agar-agar skip.
Then another one very hard.
F88k.
Hesitate for an hour then choose one answer.
Saw my friend beside me finish liao.
He got 18 pass.
I point middlefinger.
Then I also finish.
I got 20 full marks.
He point two middle finger at me.
LOL
BTW Now I'm in school using the iMac.
Safari damn slow.
Mozilla also slow.
F88k.
-TF 11/3/2300
Take test.
Very hard.
Agar-agar skip.
Then another one very hard.
F88k.
Hesitate for an hour then choose one answer.
Saw my friend beside me finish liao.
He got 18 pass.
I point middlefinger.
Then I also finish.
I got 20 full marks.
He point two middle finger at me.
LOL
BTW Now I'm in school using the iMac.
Safari damn slow.
Mozilla also slow.
F88k.
-TF 11/3/2300
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Sunday, March 7, 2010
X-Country
Friday got X-Country.
2.30pm go downstairs meet friends.
While crossing the road turn around and suddenly saw HL beside me.
Scared the sh8t out of me.
Then go bus-stop nobody there.
Call Edward scold F-word ask him to come down.
Then also call Paul tell him either roll down or fly down just come down in 2 seconds.
He say cannot still eating.
I scold F-word then hang.
Then Edward come.
2.40pm Paul haven't come yet.
Call again.
Scold two F-words.
He say he coming down liao.
Then saw him downstairs.
Suddenly bus come and we run like siao.
Luckily catch up.
Then took a video during the bus trip.
Arrive at the Bedok Reservoir.
Then put down my bag in the bag area.
Saw my friends then go gather at the starting point.
The teacher announce the race start then everybody chiong like mad dogs.
But I walk.
A teacher on a bike ring the bell behind me then I start to run.
After the teacher go liao I start walking again.
Saw the fattest guy in my class overtake me.
Then the ugliest guy in class also overtake me.
I cannot take it liao then I chiong like siao then overtook a lot of ppl.
Then no strength walk again.
Then teacher behind shout DON'T WALK RUN!!!!
Almost deaf then keep chionging.
Look behind all the fat people behind.
Then start running again,
Walk.
Run.
Walk.
Then realize that didn't bring waterbottle with me.
Scold f word.
Then turn behind teacher with the bike behind me.
Then i run away.
Saw one guy bouncing.
Laugh like mad.
Then the teacher with the bike shout again RUN FASTER RUN FASTER
Then I shout back IF YOU CAN COME DOWN FROM THE BIKE THEN RUN WITH US LAH!!!
Luckily he didn't hear.
Everybody laugh.
Then look behind.
Nobody behind me....
Then start to chiong again.
Slope.
WTF???
cannot run liao then walk.
Then the teacher with a bike overtake me and shout WATER COOLER IN FRONT FASTER!!!
Wtf?
Then shout back I DON'T CARE ABOUT WATER COOLER!!!
He look back.
Pretend that I don't know.
He go away.
Down slope.
Chiong.
Keep chionging.
Then saw the sign "3.5KM"
Still got 500m more nia then start walking again.
Walk past the sign "4.3KM"
WTF???
Then look for the finish line.
...Across the reservoir.
WTF!!!
Start chionging again.
Chiong past "4.5KM"
No energy liao start walking.
Kena sprain my ankle.
Scold f word.
Walk.
Got chio bu run past.
Start chionging again.
Then uncle run past.
Suddenly no energy then start to walk again.
Finally saw the finish line.
Jog on the spot.
Shout LAN JIAO!!!!! then start chionging.
Overtake my friend at the last second.
Got 244.
He got 245.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS FACE!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
Then go register and go home laio.
2.30pm go downstairs meet friends.
While crossing the road turn around and suddenly saw HL beside me.
Scared the sh8t out of me.
Then go bus-stop nobody there.
Call Edward scold F-word ask him to come down.
Then also call Paul tell him either roll down or fly down just come down in 2 seconds.
He say cannot still eating.
I scold F-word then hang.
Then Edward come.
2.40pm Paul haven't come yet.
Call again.
Scold two F-words.
He say he coming down liao.
Then saw him downstairs.
Suddenly bus come and we run like siao.
Luckily catch up.
Then took a video during the bus trip.
Arrive at the Bedok Reservoir.
Then put down my bag in the bag area.
Saw my friends then go gather at the starting point.
The teacher announce the race start then everybody chiong like mad dogs.
But I walk.
A teacher on a bike ring the bell behind me then I start to run.
After the teacher go liao I start walking again.
Saw the fattest guy in my class overtake me.
Then the ugliest guy in class also overtake me.
I cannot take it liao then I chiong like siao then overtook a lot of ppl.
Then no strength walk again.
Then teacher behind shout DON'T WALK RUN!!!!
Almost deaf then keep chionging.
Look behind all the fat people behind.
Then start running again,
Walk.
Run.
Walk.
Then realize that didn't bring waterbottle with me.
Scold f word.
Then turn behind teacher with the bike behind me.
Then i run away.
Saw one guy bouncing.
Laugh like mad.
Then the teacher with the bike shout again RUN FASTER RUN FASTER
Then I shout back IF YOU CAN COME DOWN FROM THE BIKE THEN RUN WITH US LAH!!!
Luckily he didn't hear.
Everybody laugh.
Then look behind.
Nobody behind me....
Then start to chiong again.
Slope.
WTF???
cannot run liao then walk.
Then the teacher with a bike overtake me and shout WATER COOLER IN FRONT FASTER!!!
Wtf?
Then shout back I DON'T CARE ABOUT WATER COOLER!!!
He look back.
Pretend that I don't know.
He go away.
Down slope.
Chiong.
Keep chionging.
Then saw the sign "3.5KM"
Still got 500m more nia then start walking again.
Walk past the sign "4.3KM"
WTF???
Then look for the finish line.
...Across the reservoir.
WTF!!!
Start chionging again.
Chiong past "4.5KM"
No energy liao start walking.
Kena sprain my ankle.
Scold f word.
Walk.
Got chio bu run past.
Start chionging again.
Then uncle run past.
Suddenly no energy then start to walk again.
Finally saw the finish line.
Jog on the spot.
Shout LAN JIAO!!!!! then start chionging.
Overtake my friend at the last second.
Got 244.
He got 245.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE LOOK ON HIS FACE!!!
HAHAHAHA!!!
Then go register and go home laio.
Friday, March 5, 2010
"Let me see....hey wait a minute...are you sure we are taking bus 28?"
This picture was taken after today's cross-country run, at the return bus-stop.
A few more pictures is being uploaded to FaceBook now, and two videos.
One of the vid is 10 min long, I'll shall not post it here. The files are still being transfered from my phone to the PC.
I MAY upload it to FaceBook S.O.O.N. .
BTW, S.O.O.N. refers to "Soon Or Otherwise Never".
-TF 5/3/2300
No alert
Yeah, no more pop-ups.
What?
You didn't notice that?
What the hell.
BTW TJY's style of posting also very weird.
But nevermind what,
only one post then like that.
-TF 3/5/2300
What?
You didn't notice that?
What the hell.
BTW TJY's style of posting also very weird.
But nevermind what,
only one post then like that.
-TF 3/5/2300
Thursday, March 4, 2010
This photo is taken during yesterday's CO practice.
More photos please go to my facebook profile (http://www.facebook.com/Knightron.TF?ref=profile)
Nothing much happened during yesterday's practice, except for when everybody gave the Timpani Player a thumb's up, our Student DM gave him a middle finger.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
NAPFA Training
Today NAPFA Training was quite a mess.
Sit-ups was the easiest one but the Sit-ups with straight arms kena die. That Sissy Fangus keep shouting Mamma Papa Ah gong Ah Ma and whatsoever make me laugh until cannot count properly. In the end he got a few push-ups as punishment and entertainment.
Standing Broad Jump, and that's where I fell one time and almost fell the second time. Gin and me passed, Fangus passed by jumping reverse, Germaine did not pass regardless of methods.
Sit and reach was the best one. While Fangus was doing the sit and reach I sat on his back and "dropped a bomb" without him knowing it. No sound BTW. Well, at least he...er, IT got its revenge by sitting on me when its my turn.
After rest was the Inclined Pull-up. and fangus got his third punishment. I made him do 15+ improper pull-ups because of his laziness.*
Fangus totally ruined my shuttle run. He made me tried 3 times before I could do a proper one. How so? Other than shouting silly words that made me almost fell when I started, he even acted monkey when I was about to make the final burst. If not for him, I would have made it 2 seconds faster.
Blame Gin for my injury during Agility Run. I knocked my waist on the thing while running through the..er, you know...those things to block bicycles or cars from passing by. We made it before a minute anyway.
Staircase Jumping and Charge had not have any interesting things happened. I'll not talk about that.
2KM Jog-Walk. Gin opted out before 1/4 of the journey because of medical reasons. Me and Fangus completed the journey and that's when the rest had "gone missing". I went about 2 rounds around the route to find them but to no avail. After that Fangus treat me to bubble tea and we sat there waiting for the others but finally decided to get my handphone and call them. Sure enough, they went back to the badminton court. No wonder we could not find them. Felt like scolding the f word.
I don't know why the Final Test we ended up dancing "Sorry Sorry" and playing Ice and freeze. The game was Germaine's idea, and since everyone agreed to it, why not?
During our first rest we went to Mcdonalds for Ice-Cream. The girls ordered only Ice-Milos. My money, BTW.
We may have another training after a few weeks. I'll post when there's one.
*This is the conversation:
"Don't lar, don't be so bad leh, I do 5 already what..."
"Okay, you can don't do, but do 30 push-ups after that for me."
And he obeyed and do the Inclined Pull-ups.
Sit-ups was the easiest one but the Sit-ups with straight arms kena die. That Sissy Fangus keep shouting Mamma Papa Ah gong Ah Ma and whatsoever make me laugh until cannot count properly. In the end he got a few push-ups as punishment and entertainment.
Standing Broad Jump, and that's where I fell one time and almost fell the second time. Gin and me passed, Fangus passed by jumping reverse, Germaine did not pass regardless of methods.
Sit and reach was the best one. While Fangus was doing the sit and reach I sat on his back and "dropped a bomb" without him knowing it. No sound BTW. Well, at least he...er, IT got its revenge by sitting on me when its my turn.
After rest was the Inclined Pull-up. and fangus got his third punishment. I made him do 15+ improper pull-ups because of his laziness.*
Fangus totally ruined my shuttle run. He made me tried 3 times before I could do a proper one. How so? Other than shouting silly words that made me almost fell when I started, he even acted monkey when I was about to make the final burst. If not for him, I would have made it 2 seconds faster.
Blame Gin for my injury during Agility Run. I knocked my waist on the thing while running through the..er, you know...those things to block bicycles or cars from passing by. We made it before a minute anyway.
Staircase Jumping and Charge had not have any interesting things happened. I'll not talk about that.
2KM Jog-Walk. Gin opted out before 1/4 of the journey because of medical reasons. Me and Fangus completed the journey and that's when the rest had "gone missing". I went about 2 rounds around the route to find them but to no avail. After that Fangus treat me to bubble tea and we sat there waiting for the others but finally decided to get my handphone and call them. Sure enough, they went back to the badminton court. No wonder we could not find them. Felt like scolding the f word.
I don't know why the Final Test we ended up dancing "Sorry Sorry" and playing Ice and freeze. The game was Germaine's idea, and since everyone agreed to it, why not?
During our first rest we went to Mcdonalds for Ice-Cream. The girls ordered only Ice-Milos. My money, BTW.
We may have another training after a few weeks. I'll post when there's one.
*This is the conversation:
"Don't lar, don't be so bad leh, I do 5 already what..."
"Okay, you can don't do, but do 30 push-ups after that for me."
And he obeyed and do the Inclined Pull-ups.
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