*Yawnz*

Sian

D&T got damn lot hw sia....one project + two damn complicated hw....D&T teacher somebody say very 帅....but I think he very 衰 lor....KNS first day give so much hw...会做死人的类....but the teacher like nothing do lor....play wif his iPhone while we stress like siao....

MSHS school teacher all give a lot homework...just the weekend our class got 9 Homework!!! Yesterday do until 2.00am....Dunno why suddenly so hardworking sia lol...actually draw comic draw until 2.00am lar....but do hw do until 12.00am.....today still got 7...just now finish 3 liao....today even more hardworking...6.30am come up do hw....Mother say You ki siao arh 6.30am do hw.....kind of...lol?

Art techer very KNS lor...sharpen pencil oso cnt...must wait until finish talking then can...waste time...Eh...Time is very precious leh....1sec the world's economic can be a very big difference...if the teacher dun let us sharpen then the pencil cnt use then no one buy pencil thn pencil company broke down thn everyone pok kai then.....w8 wat am I talking??? Anyway although the teacher very kns but the hw very interesting....need to create designs of our own...but oso kind of KNS though....

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Today so sian.....

Like nothing to do lor....

*sigh*

Also nothing to post....

Ok lar actually got lar

Got a test for you guys (and girls, just not to get your offended) to see if you're corrupted....

Kind of a joke though....

A Chinese woman went to America for some business reason and stays at her friend's house there. Her friend is also overseas, so the house is in her care and she'll have to cook herself.

One day, she went to the market to buy some chicken breast meat for her lunch. She came to the poultry store, but don't know how to say "Chicken Breast" so she act like a chicken and points to her breast. The uncle at the store immediately understands and gave her a few pieces of chicken breast.

A few weeks later, she went to America again with her english husband. She brought her husband along to the market and wanted to buy bananas. Guess what she did......

Guess first lar......

Don't look down leh....

Give up?

Okay, I'll tell you the answer:

Her husband can speak english and tell the store owner what she wanted mar....Don't be sick lol.....

Back from Camp! :D

Yay! 3 days 2 nights of torture is over! Eh...wait. Torture? Yeah, torture. First day we had to hike 11.5km Non-Stop non-rest and 3+km of walking/running around the school. That's not called torturing? My legs are swollen and can't really walk(fast) or run(fast). Anyway, I'll tell you some things about my camp at Maris Stella High School.

Bathing. You heard it right, BATH. What's that to talk about bathing? There's A LOT. Seriously, I'm thinking of appealing to other schools after this camp. Why? Really, I don't want to tell that.

About the hike...did I mentioned it? Oh yeah I didn't. First day we had to hike 11.5km Non-Stop non-rest and 3+km of walking/running around the school.* While walking go make fun of Student council. Wait...I DID mention at the top. Who told me that I didn't mention???

Sleeping....we sleep at the hall. Yeah, HALL. The hall where people step around making it dirty. Never mind about the cleanliness though, I have a sleeping bag. And about the pillow...I used my bag as the pillow. I'm gonna advise you guys here: Never use your bag as a pillow. Guess what? I ended up getting lots of hair stuck on the bag and had to cut them off.

On the second day we had a School Tour game. The aim is to guide us around the school and familiarise with the school facilities while playing games and races at stations scattered all over the school. 10+ Stations. Some are for memorising, while some are finding things. After the tour we were tired and some almost fell asleep during the talk after the tour.

On the last day we had a inter-class competition. Lucky and unlucky enough, our class would be dancing. Lucky: The dancing was the easiest of all, others were skit and stories, and poetries. Unlucky: The moves we had to create ourselves and the WHOLE group didn't co-operate with me and I ended up thinking the dance moves while others were fooling around.

As for the competition, we won the consolation prize. Which, means that we lost the competition. 6 Consolation Prizes and 1st, 2nd and 3rd Prize, and there are 9 classes. Seriously, that's not my fault. Except for me and a few others, almost everybody was lazy and were waiting for us to do the dance and they copy some moves from us and make up their own combinations. We ended up sort of doing the same moves, which pulled our marks down.

And that's my camp. Have fun at your camps too, guys! (And girls)

*Yeah, I copied that from the first paragraph.

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Sianz....Go Maris Stella.....Edward and Fangi all in different class...Wilsy Roll oso...EVEN Dominic also in different class...KNS....How I wish got somebody I know come into my class....Dominic also can what...At least he better than YEJ...

After the principal talk a lot of crap then dismiss us go buy things....we go buy uniform then Wilsy Choco Roll line up behind me...then look behind....Know what? They queued all the way to the field. (lol Zi Kua Zhang de lor) After buying uniform go buy books...got the whole box need to carry home...heavy like siao....Then inside all pencil, sharpener, eraser, geomatry set...KNS I all got what...still need to buy meh...One word---Inside all crap.

Wasted $285 go buy crap...Then go toilet try the uniform....Then kena got lost luckily got some senior go ask them then walk for half day then find one.....Try the uniform...okay lah...then the clothes...also okay lah...at least still can see my fingers from the sleeves....Kind of don't like that school....dun know why....

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I feel like tearing apart my AAC. Yeah, it looks like a dump truck with tiny wings that doesn't even allow it to fly instead. In fact, I've already tore it apart and made another one. Yeah, this time it looked even more uglier. Does the creation relates to my mood? Seems like.

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Okay...wait-What? The title? Okay I just decided NOT to post anymore titles from now on. Why? It's kinda' annoying. Kk just kidding. (damn you stupid spelling corrector)

Just got my lego "army*" set up a few minutes ago**. I managed to build another AAC*** out of the CREATOR set that I bought in China as well as some spare parts. Okay I'm talking crap let's move on. (From Mr Brown Show- Bak Chor Mee Man: Move on? Move on your si lang tao lah, my blog always here ok...)

Other than that, my aircraft carrier model**** has been completed and due to my house's Fengshui***** not good, it nearly toppled over after I placed the 50****** aircraft on it. (Okay, according to my fengshui(or Bazi or whatever you call it) I will have some problems with water this year---Hey, who sprayed that water on me?!)

Today go school library play com wif Big Meat....Bopian mah, my com keep shutting down...then I just realised that I hate LAG more than shut downs. The library com damn lag lor...open an Internet Explorer need a few minutes to load...KNS why not download the google chrome...faster mah....scared got virus? Install anti-virus lah...use your brain!

*Army with one fighter plane, two spy planes, one AAC, two bombers, and a helicopter which I nearly dropped onto the floor.

**Actually, it is weeks ago.

***Air Aircraft Carrier. Get it? No! Not Aey Air Craftcarrier, It is AIR-AIR-CRAFT---Dammit! Not aeyaey carrier! I Hate teaching kids.

****Yes. Another one from china. Cheap things no good.

*****Not TingFengshui....someone DID call me that today....

******1, 2, 3.....47, 48, 49...dammit! Where's the 50th?!

Some changes here and there....

Firstly, I edited the post of the Mr Brown show below, as "requested" by Daryll.

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Did he?

Anyway, I was pretty bored today, so I browsed through my blog and the Hotel 626 Blog Walkthrough and made some changes here and there:

1. The Mr Brown Show

2. Hotel 626 Walkthrough: a. The music, I changed it into a full one

b. The second last stage, I added a sentence there.

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No more. That's it. What more do you want?

Six schools

KNS Why people keep asking me what school I choose.....Okay lah decided to post it here....got 234...Enough? Happy liao right? But I not happy.

1st Choice: Put Zhonghua lah....Bopian mah

2nd Choice: Edward keep asking me to put Maris Stella...so be it lor...

3rd Choice: Presbytarian High...did I spelled it right?

4th Choice: AMK? Forgot liao...

5th Choice: Remember liao...Mayflower

6th Choice: Deyi thn Deyi lor...so wat...

No Title

I guess I was a little too emo that day....well I'm planning to delete that post....any objections...in the shoutmix.

Anyway I found a very old video (podcast) and decided to post the Subtitles here....kind of a skit or speech...I dun noe...go search in youtube got damn lot of videos for it....

Link: Mr Brown Show--Parliamentary Language

Here we goes....

Music....and some crap...

Start:

MP1: Fellow MPs, I feel that with regards to the budget debate, the opposition has not considered the need to make hay while the sun shines, or as my mother like to say, Pang Sai Ka Chey Jam Ban.

MP2: Yes I agree with my fellow MP though I feel that he's hokkien and energy(??) of Don't look for toilet only when you need to shit does not go far enough to describe the opposition position. I feel it is more of Sai Chi Ka Chey Jam Ban eh.

MP3: No, more like Pang Sai Chia Lai Chuey Pang Sai Chua.

MP4: Sai lah, I feel that my esteem MP is more like Sai Ah Buay Chu Lai, Chiu Cuey Ka Cheng.

MP1: Noo!!! You are Lou Sai Ka Lai Teng Kor.

MP2: Lou Sai Bor Ching Kor!

MP3: Yeah!!! Or-E-on(??), Doesn't(??) boh(lol) Ching Kor!

MP2: But as opposition MP, I declare this kind of practice(??) Chia Sai Pang Peng!

MP3: You just like to act cute until like Sai!

MP4: You are too free, Mr Opposition MP, you Jia Pa Boh Sai Pang ah!

MP1: Yes, if you look at the budget, it is really Mai Hiam Buay Pai Ai Hiam Kanasai!

MP4: Your face then is Kanasai!

MP2: Your ideas make me Lou Bak Sai ah!

MP3: Enough of this Sai! We are here to find out Eh Sai, or Buay Sai! As opposition MP I want to say to all you P and P(??) MPs---DON'T TALK COCK!

MP1: Si Mi Sai! Call to sensure(??) him for such unparliamentary language!

Music.....

Crap.....

Bloopers.....

That's all. Hope you didn't listen to this while having a meal.