Jokes

Q)Should I tell you the joke about the trash can?
A)No,it's rubbish!

Q)What do cows use for Mathematics Class?
A)Cowculator!

Q)What do you call the parents of an invisible kid?
A)Trans-parent

Wilson Fang's Nicknames

Here's a list of Wilson Fang's nicknames.

1)Wilsy Fang
2)Sissy Fang
3)Akua Fang
4)BBQ Fang
5)Shi Shi Fang
6)Wilsy Fangus
7)Sissy Fangus
8)Akua Fangus
9)BBQ Fangus(mmm tasty)
10)Shi Shi Fangus

Wilsy Jealous

Today Miss Lee treat us Mec-do-nel for helping to paint the banner. Wilsy helped too, but he only caused trouble. That's why he had no share. We stayed back and have our lunch at our 'territory' and Han Lin, Shawn and the others kept talking about Gin sex*** with bla bla bla and caused Gin and me to vomit. Yeah, I still insist that tis' a disrespect. Why must girls be mocked by boys? I still don't understand.

Jokes:

Q)What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A)A bird and fly but a fly can't bird!

Q)What's a dog's favourite button on the remote control?
A)The paws(pause) button!

I'm going to be very evil....

Hi long time no post bye.

MATHS IS A THREAT!!!!

*cough*I'm fine.Ermm...the title?Okay, I'll explain it all. Today we* went for a Maths Olympiad competition in Hwa Chong**,and the paper was kinda' weird.Yeah,it's not for NORMAL humans.It's for ABNORMAL humans.Plus,they treat us like animals.Why?Three Reasons:

1)The air con in the room was damn cold.I can feel my blood freezing.

2)The paper....did I mention it just now?

3)We walked for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time just to get to the classroom which we had our papers.***


*Yeah,WE,all of the students in Maths Olympiad.

**Which is damn big.You should've seen the look on my face.

***NOT TOILET PAPERS!!!

JKCDBNJKHDNJKDB

Star Date:24th April 3009

Hi,long time no post.A few of you might had seen me playing Ping Pong in the classroom this afternoon.Well,I'm not really into Ping Pong,but I treat it as an interest.Today,when I went to the classroom after my lunch,I found HL and some others 'playing' with his silkworm.He passed me one and I used it to scare Wei Tek away.He screamed his head off.He said to me that he's only afraid of Grace*,but I found out his another weakness.Hee Hee Hee.....

*Which is WT's girlfriend.

The title...ermm....can't think of it....

Ignore the title. Yeah, the bad title. Anyway, here is a brief introduction on our teachers. (Pi-E, miu-xic, and Chai-nis not included)

Mrs Ong
Subject(s): In-Gu-Li-Shi
Introduction: Very strict, boring, and sometimes unreasonable and forgetful. But she's quite 'kind' to all of us.

Mr Thomas Boh
Subject(s): Ma-te-ma-tiks, So-shal Sta-dis (he didn't teach social studie one loh)
Introduction: Have a great sense of humor, but very boring when he is going through problem sums and saying those '大道理'.

Miss Nilam
Subject(s): Saise, Arrrrrt-n-claf
Introduction: Also have a great sense of humor, and I like her class.

NAPFA(papa)

Today NAPFA test...run like mad loh...got 27th....Wa lau.....very tired....now still cannot walk....anyway today ibuy a bread and eat while I go tuition....then got a bunch of gangsters in front of me.....then i didn't care....one of them say "Hey boy i want to eat some!" then i didn't care...i walk away...then that girl shout: "ChiB** come back here!" I also didn't care.....I 走自己的路......After tuition play pingpong against the wall with edward....then got 11 - 3, 11 - 4, 11 - 2, 11-0.We win lah,of course.Then i come back home loh....but still cannot walk very tired.....

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Sian lah...today lost my drawing file...sad....boring...bye

CJ7

is very cute.

Sports Carnival

Direct Copy-and-Paste from Mysterious's post:
(Too sad to write liao)

Yesterday, the Sports Carnival was held. We lost, but what we experienced was more valuable than any old trophy, however big or shiny.

First game was floorball and we only got fourth place. Next event was telematch and we achieved second place for the p4. We lost tee-ball as well, ultimate frisbee and even Mass Cheer. I was croaking by the time the whole thing ended. Sad, but the effort we put in was worth it. At least the banner we made will still hang, a symbol of friendship and hard work.

Like Ziegler said, the experience was worth it. If we can cultivate the team spirit from all that, I'll think that. My sadness does not come from the fact that we lost, more of the fact that we still don't have the team spirit. Just a little show of it, I'd be happy, happier than if we'd won the trophy.

I'll admit it. I was very upset over the lost in Mass Cheer. Almost every minute of the carnival, we were shouting, screaming, doing whatever possible. The only thing we didn't have any costumes. Maybe, then, we might have had a shot at winning. Teamspirit, I wish we had had it.

Note:I still had my soar throat even after the sports carnival.