...Except that a very* lousy magician came to our school and talk rubbish and perform rubbish. We** can all do it easily. That's all bye.
*Yes, very.
**The "We" in the passage refers to Lyndon and me. Hey, don't you know we're all Junior Magicians? Don't believe? Okay add 1+2+3. The answer is 6 right? You see I can predict leh.(lol)
Monday, May 18, 2009
Sunday, May 17, 2009
KUEN Training
Today I go for Wushu Training 2.00 to 6.00...Want to die liao...Very sian leh...But anyway today Teacher tell us board taxi come back cool man....Then he gave us 20.00 for taxi fee then I say the change we divide don't give back to teacher lol. By the way today full-dress rehearsal but the teacher didn't give us costume still say need to buy for 12.00 WalaoA costume still need to buy har? Kao Pei. K no more liao bye bye.
Saturday, May 16, 2009
Banners
Well, today I changed the banner a lot of times, but to no avail. neither of them look good in my super beautiful blog. Ha, just kidding. Then after that I decided to change it back to my old one, as some of the people who had visited my blog loved it. By the way, I was too bored so I wrote a little story.
The year was 2893. The technology was so advanced that the world began to use magic instead of science. Warriors instead of soldiers, Gryphons instead of Turbo Cars, and so on. There was peace in the world of lore under the rule of the wise king, King Thyton.
However, a villain appeared not long after King Thyton sealed the legendary weapon, the Rune Blade. The villain claimed to be the leader of an undead army, called the Shadowscythe. The villain, who gave himself a name, Sepulchere, launched an attack to the capital of Swordhaven, Tibattlelonia. King Thyton send the Elite SDF, which he divided into 300 groups, to Tibattlelonia for defense.
The battle was fierce, and neither of the army won. All the knights perished in the war, as well as the undead. None of them survived. Unfortunately, Sepulchere had only send a quarter of his army to Tibattlelonia. He striked while the metal was hot, and send 300 million Undead Vikings to attack King Thyton's castle. They defeated most of the knights, who the remainings ran away from lore to other planets. Thyton had only 3 knights left, who were seriously injured. He had no choices left but to unseal the Legendary weapon, Rune Blade.
Right after Thyton powered up the weapon, Sepulchere had fought his way up to the castle. He slammed open the door, charged at Thyton, where they started the final battle.
The sky darkened and lightning flashed as the Rune Blade slashed through the air and slipped from Thyton's hands. Sepulchere raised his hands, and casted a spell, causing Thyton to be ripped into pieces. Right after that, Sepulchere dropped dead on the floor with a slash on his back. The Thyton that was killed was a decoy. The real King was hiding in the secret room in the throne room all the time, watching the two fighting. As the fake Rune Blade dropped onto the floor, King Thyton leaped out and sneaked up behind Sepulchere and gave him a deadly slash.
After the villain was killed, lore returned to its normal days and the people lived in peace forever.
-The End-
So, how was that?
The year was 2893. The technology was so advanced that the world began to use magic instead of science. Warriors instead of soldiers, Gryphons instead of Turbo Cars, and so on. There was peace in the world of lore under the rule of the wise king, King Thyton.
However, a villain appeared not long after King Thyton sealed the legendary weapon, the Rune Blade. The villain claimed to be the leader of an undead army, called the Shadowscythe. The villain, who gave himself a name, Sepulchere, launched an attack to the capital of Swordhaven, Tibattlelonia. King Thyton send the Elite SDF, which he divided into 300 groups, to Tibattlelonia for defense.
The battle was fierce, and neither of the army won. All the knights perished in the war, as well as the undead. None of them survived. Unfortunately, Sepulchere had only send a quarter of his army to Tibattlelonia. He striked while the metal was hot, and send 300 million Undead Vikings to attack King Thyton's castle. They defeated most of the knights, who the remainings ran away from lore to other planets. Thyton had only 3 knights left, who were seriously injured. He had no choices left but to unseal the Legendary weapon, Rune Blade.
Right after Thyton powered up the weapon, Sepulchere had fought his way up to the castle. He slammed open the door, charged at Thyton, where they started the final battle.
The sky darkened and lightning flashed as the Rune Blade slashed through the air and slipped from Thyton's hands. Sepulchere raised his hands, and casted a spell, causing Thyton to be ripped into pieces. Right after that, Sepulchere dropped dead on the floor with a slash on his back. The Thyton that was killed was a decoy. The real King was hiding in the secret room in the throne room all the time, watching the two fighting. As the fake Rune Blade dropped onto the floor, King Thyton leaped out and sneaked up behind Sepulchere and gave him a deadly slash.
After the villain was killed, lore returned to its normal days and the people lived in peace forever.
-The End-
So, how was that?
Friday, May 15, 2009
FINALLY!!!!
SA1 finally over liao....YAY...can play everyday buried in PCs. Er...wait. SA1 over? Chay I thought PSLE over. Tell me earlier what. *sigh* Let me see.....still got plelim, Pi-Ass-Al-YEEE. I hate that four letter-word. Exam exam. Buried in assesment books. *SIGH* Any way today Saise paper damn hard....not that hard lah, but a few questions kana don't know. Miss Nilam say must get A and ABOVE if get B prepare go 6.1 already. WTF?A AND ABOVE? KNS. KANASAI!!!! Oh yeah this is for P6.6 pupils only. Remember that SARS rap? That time teazher show us one? Yeah I got the lyrics. Just copy and paste it into your notepad, then save it. If you want to print it, select "Quick Print" on the menu bar. Kthxbai.(I change the words a little bit)
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Uncle Phua say
Time to fight SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
Wash your hands
Whenever you can
Wash with soap
Then at least got hope
When you get home
Take a bath quickly
Kiasu a bit
Be Safe
Not SAR-Ry
Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah
Wait and see
Why you rush to catch that plane
Use internet lah
Use your brain!
Getting protection
from this virus
Means getting healthy
Inside us
Don't work too much
until you're sick
Get excersise
And get yourself fit
Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins
Carbon and Fibre
Then you can be a
SAR-Vivor!
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Spread kaya
but don't spread SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
If you're sick
Dont go to work
Even if your boss is a jerk
Don't be a hero and continue working
Wait the whole company
KANA QUARANTINE!
Wear a mask
When you see doctor
See the same one
Don't be a doc-hopper
Wait at the clinic
Stay in one spot
Don't spread the germs
To the coffeeshop!
Think you got SARS
Call 993
Ambulance will
Come for free
To check you up
at Tan Tock Seng
Where they know about SARS
Like I know Ah Beng
Hey if you kana
Home quarantine
Don't go out
Except in your dreams
Tahan a while
and co-operate
Don't give everyone
BIG HEADACHE!
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Keep the place clean
And keep out SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
Keep the country
Clean and Green
Because nowadays
The germs are mean
Don't leave food for
Stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to
Keep their germs as pets
Cover your mouth
when you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want
To catch your disease
Don't "Kak-pui!"
All over the place
You might as well 'kak-pui!' on your face
Don't throw your tissues
All over the shop
Think no one see you
So you don't stop
Make me sick
And you don't care
Make you sick
When you breathe in the air
Even when things
are getting better
Don't do things
And become a regretter
Think SARS is gone?
YOUR HEAD LAH!
But listen to me
And we'll be ok loh
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
SARS is the virus
A common deadly virus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
The video can be found here:
clicky
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Uncle Phua say
Time to fight SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
Wash your hands
Whenever you can
Wash with soap
Then at least got hope
When you get home
Take a bath quickly
Kiasu a bit
Be Safe
Not SAR-Ry
Try not to travel to SARS countries
Wait a few months lah
Wait and see
Why you rush to catch that plane
Use internet lah
Use your brain!
Getting protection
from this virus
Means getting healthy
Inside us
Don't work too much
until you're sick
Get excersise
And get yourself fit
Good nutrition and vitamins
Help you pass the immunity challenge
Eat your proteins
Carbon and Fibre
Then you can be a
SAR-Vivor!
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Spread kaya
but don't spread SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
If you're sick
Dont go to work
Even if your boss is a jerk
Don't be a hero and continue working
Wait the whole company
KANA QUARANTINE!
Wear a mask
When you see doctor
See the same one
Don't be a doc-hopper
Wait at the clinic
Stay in one spot
Don't spread the germs
To the coffeeshop!
Think you got SARS
Call 993
Ambulance will
Come for free
To check you up
at Tan Tock Seng
Where they know about SARS
Like I know Ah Beng
Hey if you kana
Home quarantine
Don't go out
Except in your dreams
Tahan a while
and co-operate
Don't give everyone
BIG HEADACHE!
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Some say 'Leh'
Some say 'Lah'
Keep the place clean
And keep out SARS
Everybody
We have a part to play
To help fight SARS
At the end of the day
Keep the country
Clean and Green
Because nowadays
The germs are mean
Don't leave food for
Stray dogs or cats
Unless you want to
Keep their germs as pets
Cover your mouth
when you cough or sneeze
You think everyone want
To catch your disease
Don't "Kak-pui!"
All over the place
You might as well 'kak-pui!' on your face
Don't throw your tissues
All over the shop
Think no one see you
So you don't stop
Make me sick
And you don't care
Make you sick
When you breathe in the air
Even when things
are getting better
Don't do things
And become a regretter
Think SARS is gone?
YOUR HEAD LAH!
But listen to me
And we'll be ok loh
PCK say
Don't play play
Or this stupid SARS
Is here to stay
But we can fight this
You and me
Help fight SARS
In our country!
SARS is the virus
That I just want to minus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
SARS is the virus
A common deadly virus
No more surprises if you
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Can't SARS me baby
And I don't mean maybe
You must be steady, just
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
Use your brain!
The video can be found here:
clicky
Thursday, May 14, 2009
Handphone
YAY today very happy finally got my own handphone. But of course that one is old one not new one. And there's a button which is faulty. Serious. I hate this handphone. But never mind, as long as it can be used to SMS, and talk nonsenses. BTW here's my phone number: 999995993*
*Haha that's not the real one. If you really call it you kana get scolded. Here's a hint to my real** one:
hddhbahb
Try to solve it. Another hint***: Numbers.
**Serious. It's real.
***The second hint is linked to the first hint.
*Haha that's not the real one. If you really call it you kana get scolded. Here's a hint to my real** one:
hddhbahb
Try to solve it. Another hint***: Numbers.
**Serious. It's real.
***The second hint is linked to the first hint.
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
MATHS IS A THREAT!!!!-2
Hi all. Today was the maths exam and it was pretty easy. The paper 1 I finished it* in about 30+ minutes or so. Paper 2 was EVEN MORE easier. Trust me, I can do (almost) every single question. Think it's hard? Put it in water then become soft liao loh. Actually, I had some plobems** with two questions. One of em' are:
Bla Bla Bla was reading a novel book. The ratio of the pages he had read to the pages he had not read was 1:4. If he read 33 pages more, the ratio of the pages read to the pages unread becomes 8:10. How many pages were there?
Hee hee hee try to solve it. If you managed to, post the answer in the comments.
*Not eat it.
**That's not a spelling error.
Bla Bla Bla was reading a novel book. The ratio of the pages he had read to the pages he had not read was 1:4. If he read 33 pages more, the ratio of the pages read to the pages unread becomes 8:10. How many pages were there?
Hee hee hee try to solve it. If you managed to, post the answer in the comments.
*Not eat it.
**That's not a spelling error.
Monday, May 11, 2009
......................
Sian, today school holiday no need go school sleep until vely late then wake up. No time for jokes today, and neither do tomorrow. Maybe after the exam finished. Bye. And wish you all good luck for exams!*
*Wishing limited for P6.6 pupils only. All rights served. No wishing here are to be copied without the owner's permission. Copyrights will be personally dealed by the judge on the court.
*Wishing limited for P6.6 pupils only. All rights served. No wishing here are to be copied without the owner's permission. Copyrights will be personally dealed by the judge on the court.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Bla Bla Bla
Bla bla blaa bla baba bla....oh wait. That's my fish Booby. K, Just got back from the Toa Payoh Central CC, we went there play Table Tennis just now. I think I mean 'pick Table Tennis balls'. Yeah, I just run here run there run here there here there her ther hee thereherethereherethere....whatever. KNS my mother say cannot use smash must play properly. Wah Lao A Lim peh like to use smash cannot meh?
Cannot.
~Mummy
Why?
Because I don't like smash.
~mummy
Wah Lao smashing is also playing what. Don't snatch PC from me lah.
This PC is Lim Bu one what.
~Mummy
Oi but you give it to Lin Kia what so it is mine.
WHO BOUGHT THE PC HAR?
~Mummy
Eye Ya eye ya you win lah.
YAY!
~Mummy
*mummy go away*
*whispers*:
Wah Kao Lao Auntie still want snatch PC flom kids.Lao Zha Bor go read your rubbish book lah.
Cannot.
~Mummy
Why?
Because I don't like smash.
~mummy
Wah Lao smashing is also playing what. Don't snatch PC from me lah.
This PC is Lim Bu one what.
~Mummy
Oi but you give it to Lin Kia what so it is mine.
WHO BOUGHT THE PC HAR?
~Mummy
Eye Ya eye ya you win lah.
YAY!
~Mummy
*mummy go away*
*whispers*:
Wah Kao Lao Auntie still want snatch PC flom kids.Lao Zha Bor go read your rubbish book lah.
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Another joke I found:
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan ..And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
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