Dao Mei

Yeah, cannot meh? I chinese what...why? The title? Read it in chinese and you'll know. Unlucky, that's what it means. Duh, the reason? Yesterday hor, that CHUAJUNWEI play my com from 12.30pm to 9.00pm. THEN my internet kana got plobrem then today cannot use. Kao then I tell him today let me play his com then he say not his fault I last touch. Oi, e-si-cu-si-me lah, I yesterday play for ONE MINUTE ONLY he play 7 1/2hr leh. What's more I can play only at 12.00 MIDNIGHT. Wa lao A, he got ploblem is it? Oh yeah long time didn't speak in Singlish now feel more comfortable.

Bye and get lost before I crush you into mince meat,
Knightron

When bears ATTACK

Hey long time no post.....I spend the last three days in Horse-spit-tail. You know why? When bears ATTACK. Trust me, I got attacked by a bear. Remember this bear? Yeah. On June 16 night it came begging to me to change the banner to his*. I said no and then.....I ended up in Horsespitail looking like a mummy**. And now I had to use my left hand to type thanks to that RASCAL. I right hand was bit off and I used it as a weapon against that RASCAL. Wait...did it say it will bring an army of BEARS for a war against me? *look behind* Oh no no no...wait no NO good BEAR don't come near me....NO NO..WAIT. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~

*Him...V actually requested that 'the bear should be a female....

**Ya' know, I look even more like a mummy NOW after the war.

Wushu Class+Routine Test+Teacher=DEATH???

Let's see....Wushu Class+Routine Test+Teacher=Death. Nice maths calculation, huh? Yes. Yesterday in my Wushu Class we had a routine test. What is a routine? It's a combine of many different types of attack of the same kind and forms a set of attacks. Yeah. Then my teacher suddenly said:

"If ONE person do the routine wrong, then the whole class had to do frog jump 4x10m."

WTF Frog Jump???? I hate that. Yes. We didn't just do 4x10m. We did 16x10m. All thanks to the basic routine ones. *sigh*

After we finished the routine test, our legs are already like pudding. Mango Pudding. I love to eat that. But not turning my legs into pudding. Finally we had our break and we're all discussing how vicous is the teacher. Lol.

Rocks...enormous...frankenstein...

duh. I don't know why I hate and like holidays. Hate, because I can't see my friends for a long time. Like, because I can sleep up to 1pm and nobody cares(I did today). Anyway.....nothing. By the way................... ...... What did I want to say just now?

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Not-So-New Banner

Hi all just changed the banner give the comic at the top of the blog a brief browse.

鸡magic

Chimagic....look how I convert it into half chinese half english in the tilte. Magic, one of my favourite, has been a hobby of mine for 2 and a half years*. There's a 'magic' word in the tilt of the programme, "CheMagic", so my mother signed up for me. It turns out to be Science.(irony) WTF I finally figured it out: Chemical+Magic=CheMagic=Science. Nice mathematical calculations huh? So those teachers just make us do experiments, which we can easily do---and understand. It's like P1 Science!** WTH wasted $55 for shit! (%@#$%*@#!) GOD!!! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME???!!!

*In very specific version it's 2 Years 6 months 2 days 3 hours 50 minutes 34.983652398 seconds.

**P1 Science=Animal is Animal. Plant is plant. Understand?

Popular...Arcade...what's next?

Duh, I went to the Arcade today. Yeah, didn't got to stage two and died. What was I playing? You should've said "What were I playing". I played Time Crisis 4 and The house of the dead 2. That is why when V SMSed me to ask if I'm free to chat, I said that I was too busy shooting some ghost to reply her. (haha if you know what I mean) Anyway, I went to the Popular and got a joke book right after those basturd zombeeeeeeeeeees bite my head off. And V almost caused me to miss the bus.(darn) Luckily, I caught up with it. (Using a net BTW). And what's next? *Look at the timetable.* AHA! Computer! That's what I'm doing right now. Last thing before I go off...what do you think of the pop-up message?(you should've encountered it when you come to my blog.)

I luv Holidays

Yeah. You're right. I just woke up. At 12.00pm. That's the reason why I luv Holidays. I can always sleep late. Okay now please don't disturb me I'm going to daydream.

Announcement

"Wow! A fancy brand new...what? Click that link! Oh shiny..."*explodes* Okay I'm back. I'm just testing the new Tresmolograte Althairesdiferest Leetakron Kringlhologramatation Immobility Nelutrological Gamma droid. In short form, it is called the T.A.L.K.I.N.G. Droid. It can speak english (only) and say the words that I'm thinking. However, while I'm trying to teach it how to type the words on the keyboard, it malfunctioned and exploded(obviously). Okay, what I'm trying to say that, I'm posting a link here and you guys are going to figure what it will lik to without clicking it. Okay bye.

Link <------don't click!