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Not-So-New Banner

Hi all just changed the banner give the comic at the top of the blog a brief browse.

鸡magic

Chimagic....look how I convert it into half chinese half english in the tilte. Magic, one of my favourite, has been a hobby of mine for 2 and a half years*. There's a 'magic' word in the tilt of the programme, "CheMagic", so my mother signed up for me. It turns out to be Science.(irony) WTF I finally figured it out: Chemical+Magic=CheMagic=Science. Nice mathematical calculations huh? So those teachers just make us do experiments, which we can easily do---and understand. It's like P1 Science!** WTH wasted $55 for shit! (%@#$%*@#!) GOD!!! WHY MUST YOU DO THIS TO ME???!!!

*In very specific version it's 2 Years 6 months 2 days 3 hours 50 minutes 34.983652398 seconds.

**P1 Science=Animal is Animal. Plant is plant. Understand?

Popular...Arcade...what's next?

Duh, I went to the Arcade today. Yeah, didn't got to stage two and died. What was I playing? You should've said "What were I playing". I played Time Crisis 4 and The house of the dead 2. That is why when V SMSed me to ask if I'm free to chat, I said that I was too busy shooting some ghost to reply her. (haha if you know what I mean) Anyway, I went to the Popular and got a joke book right after those basturd zombeeeeeeeeeees bite my head off. And V almost caused me to miss the bus.(darn) Luckily, I caught up with it. (Using a net BTW). And what's next? *Look at the timetable.* AHA! Computer! That's what I'm doing right now. Last thing before I go off...what do you think of the pop-up message?(you should've encountered it when you come to my blog.)

I luv Holidays

Yeah. You're right. I just woke up. At 12.00pm. That's the reason why I luv Holidays. I can always sleep late. Okay now please don't disturb me I'm going to daydream.

Announcement

"Wow! A fancy brand new...what? Click that link! Oh shiny..."*explodes* Okay I'm back. I'm just testing the new Tresmolograte Althairesdiferest Leetakron Kringlhologramatation Immobility Nelutrological Gamma droid. In short form, it is called the T.A.L.K.I.N.G. Droid. It can speak english (only) and say the words that I'm thinking. However, while I'm trying to teach it how to type the words on the keyboard, it malfunctioned and exploded(obviously). Okay, what I'm trying to say that, I'm posting a link here and you guys are going to figure what it will lik to without clicking it. Okay bye.

Link <------don't click!

Killer's coming after me....

Yeah. V says that if I don't say what is the meaning of volleyball in this post she'll kill me. NVM, let it be. I guess you guys want to know, too, huh? Okay, I'll reveal the secret. The answer is....you sure you really want to know? SURE? Confirm? Last chance. You SURE that you want to know? YES, VERY SURE?! Okay, here comes the biggest secret of the 21st Century....(drum rolls please) ....THE ANSWER IS.....I don't know either. Really! I don't know! I just anyhow choose a word and put it there! AHH!!! Don't kill me!! AHHH!!! I'm too young to die!! NOOOOOOOOO!!! AHHH!!!Don't kill me!! I still want to live until I can force that chunk of shit out of my large intestine!! AHHH!!!! Don't kill me!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH~

Disappear

Hey guys(and girls and gays and whatever akuas). Sorry for disappearing yesterday(which means no post) Oh well, nothin' happen today, just that I found two branches which can be used as weapons yesterday. I tried them with Eddie, and they are quite stable. I'm keeping them in my house, and speaking of disappearing....remember the beetle I found? I put it in a box without the cover and left the box in a very secret place. No one touched it including me until yesterday I found that the beetle and the box were missing. Strange right?

Maths Fury

Just bored. Made some random questions.

1. 1+1=?

Ans: 11

2. Y+M=?

Ans: Y+M=You + Me = Yours+Mine=Mine you idiot.

3. 999+999-999/999x999=?

Ans: 999

4. 1+1=?

Ans: 2, don't think it too complicated.

5. What's 5?

Ans: F+i+v+e.

Short Quiz...funny version

1. Are you friendly?
Sometimes....if you give me 100 billion.

2. Would you fall in love with a girl WAAAAY older than you?
I will just carry her into the kitchen, open the window, and throw her out.

3. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Buy house.
Donate money.
Go U.S.A.
in short....
Spend it.

4. Would you fall in love with your best friend?
Yes...unless I'm gay.

5. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Neither. I choose to have a large bowl of chicken wings.

6. Are you being loved once?
How do I know?

7. Is there anything that makes you extremely happy?
Yeah, if you scram.

8. What makes you angry?
Someone putting a nail on my chair when I was about to sit on it.

9. How would you see yourself in ten year's time?
Me no understand.

10. What is the most important thing in life?
$$$$$$ lor.

11. Single or attached?
There's 13 paper clips in my hand. It's single. You lose.

12. Do you want someone to be with you now?
Now? I'm in the bathroom....

13. Would you give all in a relationship?
Give what? Shit?

14. Who and how is the last person that tagged in your blog?
Me. How am I? Fine. How about you?

15. What does your last SMS says?
Secragothameticafilis Metholisastilerid Sacrumcasm? What's that anyway?