Damn lot of jokes.....
1)What does the pen say to the paper?
That is the WRITE answer!
2)What is the easter helicopter called?
Egglicopter!
3)What always sleep with its shoes on?
A horse.
4)What eleven-letters English word does everyone say incorrectly?
I-N-C-O-R-R-E-C-T-L-Y
5)What makes an octopus laugh?
Ten-tickles
By the way,I'm starting on a story called "Humor Horror-The Bamuda Triangle".I'm planning to release chapter 3 tonight.Any ideas?
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
WTF 11pm???
Today a lot of things happen....
1)After lunch i go library meet Gin.She say got meeting for the class newspaper.
2)Waited but can't find any members.Ziegler showed up and told us that the banner was totaled.
3)We rushed up to see the banner.Total wreck.
4)We went back to the library.The others were waiting for us.
5)We had a long meeting and Kimberly wanted us to go out of the library for no reason.
6)Hai Khee,Jia Ying,Kimberly,Sandra,and the others all ran away to their home.
7)Only Gin,me and daryll are left.
8)Gin told Daryll to go home as we are going to repair the banner.
9)While we're doing it,Miss Lee showed up and tell us to help her paint.
10)We ended up with a Small House Meeting until 5:30.
11)Then we go home loh,or else what?
12)Oh yeah tomorrow also the same.
13)We're going to stay back too until the banner is done.
14)A lot of funny things happen during the HM.The most funniest is Sissy Fang and i doing the chicken dance while they are painting the banner and Sissy Fang stepped on the red paint in the toilet and can't wash it off.
15)I go home and read my Goosebumps and fell asleep.
16)When i woke up,it's already 9 o'clock so i watched TV until 11.
17)Then?Play com lah!
18)Bye
1)After lunch i go library meet Gin.She say got meeting for the class newspaper.
2)Waited but can't find any members.Ziegler showed up and told us that the banner was totaled.
3)We rushed up to see the banner.Total wreck.
4)We went back to the library.The others were waiting for us.
5)We had a long meeting and Kimberly wanted us to go out of the library for no reason.
6)Hai Khee,Jia Ying,Kimberly,Sandra,and the others all ran away to their home.
7)Only Gin,me and daryll are left.
8)Gin told Daryll to go home as we are going to repair the banner.
9)While we're doing it,Miss Lee showed up and tell us to help her paint.
10)We ended up with a Small House Meeting until 5:30.
11)Then we go home loh,or else what?
12)Oh yeah tomorrow also the same.
13)We're going to stay back too until the banner is done.
14)A lot of funny things happen during the HM.The most funniest is Sissy Fang and i doing the chicken dance while they are painting the banner and Sissy Fang stepped on the red paint in the toilet and can't wash it off.
15)I go home and read my Goosebumps and fell asleep.
16)When i woke up,it's already 9 o'clock so i watched TV until 11.
17)Then?Play com lah!
18)Bye
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
hdjfasjsakdbzxmcjsbzmcsajas,dbnc,sjdfs.
skjfnjsdvndsuifhlesnfv....Oh,sorry.I forgot to translate.Anyway,today nothin inetelesting hepend.
So bye.
So bye.
Saturday, April 11, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Jokes
*yawns*Very bored.....finally i "discovered" how to make an avatar....anyway,i'm not posting any jokes these weeks
so here's one:
Q)What do the horse teacher say to its students?
A)No horsing around!
Knightron
a bored-slayer
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Love
Love is a force
It ties you onto a rope,
which cannot be untied
Love is hope
It can untie the rope,
As well as the knot in your heart
Love is darkness
It is infectious
And a permanent disease
Love is......SPAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
P.S.This is not a poem anyway i wrote because i'm bored.
It ties you onto a rope,
which cannot be untied
Love is hope
It can untie the rope,
As well as the knot in your heart
Love is darkness
It is infectious
And a permanent disease
Love is......SPAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!
P.S.This is not a poem anyway i wrote because i'm bored.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
If i have.....
If i have three wishes......
They would be:
1)Peace in the world
2)Make all the bad guys disappear
3)Grant happiness to her
just leaving this message......bye
They would be:
1)Peace in the world
2)Make all the bad guys disappear
3)Grant happiness to her
just leaving this message......bye
*yawns*
*yawns*Sometimes i just wonder why all things need a title.I'm kind of sick making a title for everypost that i make.Ok,today i went to Science tuition,and after that i was suppose to go to my Art class at Nan Yang,but it was raining heavily.Even with my raincoat on,the rain still 'punctured' through the coat and make me a like a chicken which had fallen into a bowl of soup.*
That's why i cannot go to Nan Yang as it would be too late when i reached there.So....later my mother's gonna bring me to the popular to buy some books of Goosebumps and Astrology**.But she's still sleeping like a pig.Even a hurricane also cannot wake her up lol.k gtg bye.
*in chinese we call 落汤鸡.
**Ya know,that kind which is the capricorn,pisces and whatever....
That's why i cannot go to Nan Yang as it would be too late when i reached there.So....later my mother's gonna bring me to the popular to buy some books of Goosebumps and Astrology**.But she's still sleeping like a pig.Even a hurricane also cannot wake her up lol.k gtg bye.
*in chinese we call 落汤鸡.
**Ya know,that kind which is the capricorn,pisces and whatever....
Saturday, April 4, 2009
lov....nvm
Sian.....science enrichment was a tota mess up.I'm lov.....er.....sick.Sick of going to Science Enrichment.Sick of going to Tuition.Sick of going to sch...er...that's...erm...that's not sick.Sick of updating blog.Sick of waking up early.Sick of doing assessment papers.Sick of homework....and....
.....SICK OF SPAMMMMM!!!!!!
.....SICK OF SPAMMMMM!!!!!!
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Listen carefully......
Okay,let's get things straight.This is to all of you who showed up at the bus stop after supplementary.Don't mention her name in front of those who still don't know.I want to keep the secret as secret as i could.Especially when you add "Ting Feng love -------" this three words in front of her name.I hate this.As i said,when my tolerance is at my limit,i can do ANY thing.Trust me,ANYTHING.ANYTHING to protect her.ANYTHING..........
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