Anyway I found a very old video (podcast) and decided to post the Subtitles here....kind of a skit or speech...I dun noe...go search in youtube got damn lot of videos for it....
Here we goes....
Music....and some crap...
Start:
MP1: Fellow MPs, I feel that with regards to the budget debate, the opposition has not considered the need to make hay while the sun shines, or as my mother like to say, Pang Sai Ka Chey Jam Ban.
MP2: Yes I agree with my fellow MP though I feel that he's hokkien and energy(??) of Don't look for toilet only when you need to shit does not go far enough to describe the opposition position. I feel it is more of Sai Chi Ka Chey Jam Ban eh.
MP3: No, more like Pang Sai Chia Lai Chuey Pang Sai Chua.
MP4: Sai lah, I feel that my esteem MP is more like Sai Ah Buay Chu Lai, Chiu Cuey Ka Cheng.
MP1: Noo!!! You are Lou Sai Ka Lai Teng Kor.
MP2: Lou Sai Bor Ching Kor!
MP3: Yeah!!! Or-E-on(??), Doesn't(??) boh(lol) Ching Kor!
MP2: But as opposition MP, I declare this kind of practice(??) Chia Sai Pang Peng!
MP3: You just like to act cute until like Sai!
MP4: You are too free, Mr Opposition MP, you Jia Pa Boh Sai Pang ah!
MP1: Yes, if you look at the budget, it is really Mai Hiam Buay Pai Ai Hiam Kanasai!
MP4: Your face then is Kanasai!
MP2: Your ideas make me Lou Bak Sai ah!
MP3: Enough of this Sai! We are here to find out Eh Sai, or Buay Sai! As opposition MP I want to say to all you P and P(??) MPs---DON'T TALK COCK!
MP1: Si Mi Sai! Call to sensure(??) him for such unparliamentary language!
Music.....
Crap.....
Bloopers.....
That's all. Hope you didn't listen to this while having a meal.