Disappear

Hey guys(and girls and gays and whatever akuas). Sorry for disappearing yesterday(which means no post) Oh well, nothin' happen today, just that I found two branches which can be used as weapons yesterday. I tried them with Eddie, and they are quite stable. I'm keeping them in my house, and speaking of disappearing....remember the beetle I found? I put it in a box without the cover and left the box in a very secret place. No one touched it including me until yesterday I found that the beetle and the box were missing. Strange right?

Maths Fury

Just bored. Made some random questions.

1. 1+1=?

Ans: 11

2. Y+M=?

Ans: Y+M=You + Me = Yours+Mine=Mine you idiot.

3. 999+999-999/999x999=?

Ans: 999

4. 1+1=?

Ans: 2, don't think it too complicated.

5. What's 5?

Ans: F+i+v+e.

Short Quiz...funny version

1. Are you friendly?
Sometimes....if you give me 100 billion.

2. Would you fall in love with a girl WAAAAY older than you?
I will just carry her into the kitchen, open the window, and throw her out.

3. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Buy house.
Donate money.
Go U.S.A.
in short....
Spend it.

4. Would you fall in love with your best friend?
Yes...unless I'm gay.

5. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Neither. I choose to have a large bowl of chicken wings.

6. Are you being loved once?
How do I know?

7. Is there anything that makes you extremely happy?
Yeah, if you scram.

8. What makes you angry?
Someone putting a nail on my chair when I was about to sit on it.

9. How would you see yourself in ten year's time?
Me no understand.

10. What is the most important thing in life?
$$$$$$ lor.

11. Single or attached?
There's 13 paper clips in my hand. It's single. You lose.

12. Do you want someone to be with you now?
Now? I'm in the bathroom....

13. Would you give all in a relationship?
Give what? Shit?

14. Who and how is the last person that tagged in your blog?
Me. How am I? Fine. How about you?

15. What does your last SMS says?
Secragothameticafilis Metholisastilerid Sacrumcasm? What's that anyway?

101st Post---the end of the world

101st post....finally....THE END OF THE WORLD HAS CAME!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! *cough* I'm okay. So, today I found* this cute little beetle and decided to keep it. I searched the web for its information but to no avail. I'll try to feed it anyway. It looks like the Protaetia beetle, but slightly rounder, smoother, and more brownish shell. If anyone knows, please contact me at 999. Thanks.

Okay, enough of trash-talks. After I had the beetle on my hand, most of the girls seems to be afraid of getting near to me. Especially TJY, she asked me to put it on her hand but she just kept screaming like hell even though it haven't landed on her hand yet. In the end, she ended up running away from me just like Tricia does.

*It's actually on TJY's table....I helped her get rid** of it so she gave*** me.
**I didn't kill it anyway. It's still alive.
***I took it away from her desk. By FORCE.

Short little quiz...mostly about love

1. Are you friendly?
Sort of....maybe....

2. Would you fall in love with a girl WAAAAY older than you?
Who wants a Lao Zhar Bor?

3. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Burn them.

4. Would you fall in love with your best friend?
Unless I'm gay.

5. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
Either and neither.

6. Are you being loved once?
How do I know?

7. Is there anything that makes you extremely happy? Speak the truth.
Okay, being loved by someone that I love.

8. What makes you angry?
Seeing that my love is being mocked by others.

9. How would you see yourself in ten year's time?
I don't understand.

10. What is the most important thing in life?
Seeing that my love is happy.

11. Single or attached?
How do I know?

12. Do you want someone to be with you now?
Now? Unless my grandmother is outdoors.

13. Would you give all in a relationship?
Give what? Shit?

14. Who and how is the last person that tagged in your blog?
V. She? Erm....like Volleyball.(if you know what I mean)

15. What does your last SMS says?
Don't siang wai....."Night, sweet dreams" from V.

By Daryll, and TF.

Blocked? Who says my blog is blocked?

Some of you may notice, I blocked my blog from all of you for thirty-six seconds. I did this to change something on the blog which I changed it back. Change what? Why should I tell you? Just joking. I tried to make a pop-up message like Daryll's blog . But I failed to do so, at least I know that it cannot be done by that way. GTG kthxbai!

KUEN Performance

Yesterday 12.30 go Community Club for assembly. For what? Read the title. (You're soooo lazy) So, we'all got into the bus and drove off for the Nanyang Lee Foundation Theatre Campus 3. For what? Again, you're lazier than I thought. It wasn't as big as I thought, but at least it can hold all of us. The perfromance was successful, and better than I thought. Nothin' good to say about it, so that's all.

KUEN Training

Today went to Yew Tee CC for last rehearsal...tomorrow need to perform....very sian...gtg bye

96th Post

This is the 96th post. Just a random post. Lamp. Orange. Whatever I'm outta here.

A little story

One night​ a couple were drivi​ng home from the movie​s in their car.​​ The girl then ​said she wante​d to say something. She told the boy that her feeli​ngs had chang​ed & that it was time to move on.

A silen​t tear slid down his cheek​ as he slowl​y reach​ed into his pocke​t & passe​d her a folde​d note.​​ At that momen​t,​​ a drunk​ drive​r was speed​ing down at that very same stree​t.​​ The driver then knocked right into the front of the car,​​ killi​ng the boy.​​

Mirac​ulous​ly,​​the girl survi​ved.​​Rememberin​g the note,​​ she pulle​d it out from her pocket & read it.

It said,​​"​​Witho​ut your love,​​ I would ​die."

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I found this on a website and I got the owner's permission to post it here. I kind of like this story. By the way, I'm not sick.