Not in the mood

Today no joke lah...tomorrow promise will post a big ton of it bye.

Joke overload

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20 things about my love life

1)Have you ever been in love?...Yesh

2)Do you believe love at first sight?...depends......

3)Do you currently have a crush?YES

4)Do you have a crush before?YES

5)Have you ever hugged anyone?YES, if excluding 'her'.

6)Have you ever kissed anyone?Excluding 'her', yes

7)Have you ever hold hands with your lover before?No......but I would like to :>

8)Do you have two crushes and didn't know which to choose?......yes

9)Have you ever been heart broken?YES!!!ESPECIALLY WHEN SHE REJECTED ME!!!!!!

10)Have you ever broke anyone's heart?How do I know?

11)Have you secretly helped your lover before?Forgot liao.

12)Have you ever gave a thing to your lover and she doesn't want it?Yes, and I still had that thing with me.

13)Have you ever had a crush before?YES!!!!

14)Have you ever went to your lover's house?No...

15)Have you ever called your lover?yes, but no mushy talking

16)Have you ever received a call from your lover?Refer to the question above.

17)Have your lover been to your house?no.......

Who is:

18)The last person you hugged?My mommy

19)The last person you said 'I love you' to?My ping pong racket

20)The person who you have a crush on and doesn't know that you like her?Shut up....

21)The person you love(d) the most?I said enough....

22)The last person who kissed you?...........

23)How many crushes you have so far?HELP!!!SOMEONE HELP ME GET THIS ALIEN AWAY!!!!!

A little joke I found......

Some of you know, some of you doesn't. Yes, this is MechQuest. A game. I was browsing through the newsarchive when I found this:

Artix: "To join the police force you must use the force!"
Zhoom: "What is the Force?"
Everyone: "......"
Artix: "Cysero, do you want to take this one?"
Cysero: "The Force is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together."
Zhoom: "So, is that going to be a quest drop?"
Everyone: "..."

Anyway, we had a quite-a-fun-time during Saise lesson. Miss Nilam told all kinds of jokes. I really love her class.

By the way, ......what did I want to say? (thinks)......(thinked harder).............(think until brain exploded)*BOOM!*(followed by the smell of fried brains)

Look at this I just found it

A very very very very funny video(okay lah, not very funny video but at least it can force a smile on your face):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OPsfAhXUSE

Twice bitten, once shy

Lol today I tried to change my blogskin...but then I got messed up....Title? Oh, that's not a typing error. Let me explain it all to you.

1)One time I used to change my blog skin then got messed up.

2)Then not happy. Decided to try it again.

3)Blog was totaled. Took an hour trying to 'save' it and return it to normal.

4)Then don't dare to change liao.

By the way, how did you guys(and girls and gays and tomboys and whatever akuas) change the skin? Can teach me pwease?

P.S. to Wilsy Fang: You got the wrong blog. My name is Teng Fing not Ting Feng(lol).
Try to find the real one yourself.

Giving up

I don't know why.....I'm starting to give up my feelings for her....

Today morning when she is walking past me, Lyndon push me and I hit her. I stare at him for a while and didn't do anything. I didn't even have the strength to blacken his eyes.

What's more, nowadays I didn't stay back to wait for her to go home first before me. Whenever I think of her, I'll always ask myself:

Is she the right person I'm looking for?

My Profile

Hey guys(and gays and girls and tomboys and whatever akuas), I've been posting for a long* time and I think it's time for you guys(and gays and girls and tomboys and whatever akuas) to know me better. Of course, i'm not going to reveal my name, but I can tell you some other things.

*Yeah, quite long, actually.

Name: (told you cannot tell liao)
Age:(ermm....120?)
Address:(Mars)
Nickname:Knightron
Gender:(Chickencow)
Blog:(you know that....)
Height:(243 cm)
Weight:(3452 Tonnes)
Star sign:(okay lah tell you: Capricorn)
Race:Chinese
Religion:Neither(I'm not joking)
School:(Mars Institution)
HP Number:(999)
H Number:(995)
Single:Neither
Website:(http://www.youwilldiedie.com/)

*those which answer is in brackets are not to be revealed)

Favourites:

Book:Old Master Q, Doraemon
Comic:same as on top
Story:Goosebumps
Movie:Star Wars, CJ7
Cartoon Character: CJ7
Author: R.L. Stine
Toy:Lego
Patterns: Crosses
Car:None
Plane:F16
Boat:Titanic
Hobbies:(I'll answer that later)
Insect:Beetle
Animal:(later)
Bird:Eagle
Song:(later)
Picture:Funny funny ones
Pet:Dogs, Cats
Helicopter:Apache, Chinooks
Transport:MRT
Vehicle:Starships
Weapon(old fashioned):Spear
Weapon(guns):Grenade Dart Launcher, Shotguns, UZIs, Dual Berretta
Weapon(missle,rocket)I-Hawks, Clusters, Tomahawks
Imaginary Animal:Dragon
Monster:Loch Ness Monster
Dinosaur:T-Rex, Triceratops
Job:Police
Sport:Ping Pong
Actor:Zhen Bing Hui
Subject:None
Teacher:Miss Nilam
Video:This
Games:Thing-Thing, MQ,AQW,Box-Head
Website:www.whackyourboss.com


Hobbies:Drawing, Watching TV, Telling Jokes, Play PP**, Play Com, and playing with legos,doing magic

Songs: Rock songs, and a lot

Animals:

Horse
Alligator
Insect
Wolf
Kangaroo
Hawk
Eel
Elk
Tiger
Bat
Bison
Buffalo
Cheetah
Cobra
Coyote
Crocodile
Deer
Dolphine
Falcon
Gorilla
Gila Monster
Jackal
Jaguar
Leopard
Lion
Lobster
Mole
Owl
Ox
Panther
Raven
Rhino
Hammerhead Shark
Viper
Anaconda
Komodo Dragon
Boa

Others:
I like to blow up bulbs.

That's all.....

Late post

hiya srry for late post today here's a joke:


Scientist:Hey Tom i'm going to conduct a very interesting experiment.....
Tom:What is it?
Scientist:To find out how human affect the Venus Fly Trap's diets.
Tom:Cool,can i help?
Scientist:Yes,of course!why not?Now go get me a Venus Fly Trap.
*1hr later*
Tom:Here it is.
Scientist:Good.Now put your finger inside.
Tom:Okay.
*The following scene has been deleted due to exclusive violence.*

*yawns*

The title speaks a....wait let me count first 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....Okay.The title speaks nine words: I slept for 16hrs from yesterday to today. Yeah, I just woke up. Today no need go school mah. Anyway yesterday we had our oral exam. After the in-gu-li-shi oral, I went to the waiting place and collasped. My brain froze when I was free instead of during the exam.Relax,still got one more exam then can go home liao.Then I was unlucky.I got a fierce teacher at first,but then I was called to another examinor,who is Mdm Chng. I thought 'whew,lucky' but I was not lucky at all.

Dominic and En Jia was sitting behind me.