Late post

hiya srry for late post today here's a joke:


Scientist:Hey Tom i'm going to conduct a very interesting experiment.....
Tom:What is it?
Scientist:To find out how human affect the Venus Fly Trap's diets.
Tom:Cool,can i help?
Scientist:Yes,of course!why not?Now go get me a Venus Fly Trap.
*1hr later*
Tom:Here it is.
Scientist:Good.Now put your finger inside.
Tom:Okay.
*The following scene has been deleted due to exclusive violence.*

*yawns*

The title speaks a....wait let me count first 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9.....Okay.The title speaks nine words: I slept for 16hrs from yesterday to today. Yeah, I just woke up. Today no need go school mah. Anyway yesterday we had our oral exam. After the in-gu-li-shi oral, I went to the waiting place and collasped. My brain froze when I was free instead of during the exam.Relax,still got one more exam then can go home liao.Then I was unlucky.I got a fierce teacher at first,but then I was called to another examinor,who is Mdm Chng. I thought 'whew,lucky' but I was not lucky at all.

Dominic and En Jia was sitting behind me.

Jokes

Q)Should I tell you the joke about the trash can?
A)No,it's rubbish!

Q)What do cows use for Mathematics Class?
A)Cowculator!

Q)What do you call the parents of an invisible kid?
A)Trans-parent

Wilson Fang's Nicknames

Here's a list of Wilson Fang's nicknames.

1)Wilsy Fang
2)Sissy Fang
3)Akua Fang
4)BBQ Fang
5)Shi Shi Fang
6)Wilsy Fangus
7)Sissy Fangus
8)Akua Fangus
9)BBQ Fangus(mmm tasty)
10)Shi Shi Fangus

Wilsy Jealous

Today Miss Lee treat us Mec-do-nel for helping to paint the banner. Wilsy helped too, but he only caused trouble. That's why he had no share. We stayed back and have our lunch at our 'territory' and Han Lin, Shawn and the others kept talking about Gin sex*** with bla bla bla and caused Gin and me to vomit. Yeah, I still insist that tis' a disrespect. Why must girls be mocked by boys? I still don't understand.

Jokes:

Q)What's the difference between a fly and a bird?
A)A bird and fly but a fly can't bird!

Q)What's a dog's favourite button on the remote control?
A)The paws(pause) button!

I'm going to be very evil....

Hi long time no post bye.

MATHS IS A THREAT!!!!

*cough*I'm fine.Ermm...the title?Okay, I'll explain it all. Today we* went for a Maths Olympiad competition in Hwa Chong**,and the paper was kinda' weird.Yeah,it's not for NORMAL humans.It's for ABNORMAL humans.Plus,they treat us like animals.Why?Three Reasons:

1)The air con in the room was damn cold.I can feel my blood freezing.

2)The paper....did I mention it just now?

3)We walked for a loooooooooooooooooooooong time just to get to the classroom which we had our papers.***


*Yeah,WE,all of the students in Maths Olympiad.

**Which is damn big.You should've seen the look on my face.

***NOT TOILET PAPERS!!!

JKCDBNJKHDNJKDB

Star Date:24th April 3009

Hi,long time no post.A few of you might had seen me playing Ping Pong in the classroom this afternoon.Well,I'm not really into Ping Pong,but I treat it as an interest.Today,when I went to the classroom after my lunch,I found HL and some others 'playing' with his silkworm.He passed me one and I used it to scare Wei Tek away.He screamed his head off.He said to me that he's only afraid of Grace*,but I found out his another weakness.Hee Hee Hee.....

*Which is WT's girlfriend.

The title...ermm....can't think of it....

Ignore the title. Yeah, the bad title. Anyway, here is a brief introduction on our teachers. (Pi-E, miu-xic, and Chai-nis not included)

Mrs Ong
Subject(s): In-Gu-Li-Shi
Introduction: Very strict, boring, and sometimes unreasonable and forgetful. But she's quite 'kind' to all of us.

Mr Thomas Boh
Subject(s): Ma-te-ma-tiks, So-shal Sta-dis (he didn't teach social studie one loh)
Introduction: Have a great sense of humor, but very boring when he is going through problem sums and saying those '大道理'.

Miss Nilam
Subject(s): Saise, Arrrrrt-n-claf
Introduction: Also have a great sense of humor, and I like her class.

NAPFA(papa)

Today NAPFA test...run like mad loh...got 27th....Wa lau.....very tired....now still cannot walk....anyway today ibuy a bread and eat while I go tuition....then got a bunch of gangsters in front of me.....then i didn't care....one of them say "Hey boy i want to eat some!" then i didn't care...i walk away...then that girl shout: "ChiB** come back here!" I also didn't care.....I 走自己的路......After tuition play pingpong against the wall with edward....then got 11 - 3, 11 - 4, 11 - 2, 11-0.We win lah,of course.Then i come back home loh....but still cannot walk very tired.....